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Little Johnny

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how...
21:02 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by denis567 08:48 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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lylabellablueyes

What's wrong with my car?

Firstly let me apologise for asking the question in this part, but I need a quick answer :-) I have just bought a Punto 1999, so relatively old. The lady had to jump start it for me to drive home, as...
22:06 Mon 16th Jul 201222 answers, last by TWR 15:21 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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madiba

Your local Supermarket

I'VE HEARD that supermarkets waft bakery smells around the store to subconsciously encourage customers to buy bread. I can only conclude that my local Netto supermarket is trying to encourage its...
00:45 Thu 12th Jul 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:11 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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denis567

Do you believe this?

I read recently that if you had 2 tins of Coca Cola, one Diet and one normal, and you put them into a container of water, then the Diet Coke would float and the normal one would sink. I must admit I...
18:33 Thu 12th Jul 20123 answers, last by denis567 20:57 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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denis567

Old Men

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was asked by his doctor to undergo a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,...
20:51 Tue 03rd Jul 201210 answers, last by Kiki-frog 09:29 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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Matheous-2

Likel Remedy

My OAP neighbour drove carefully through a flooded tunnel, but was swamped by a fast oncoming vehicle and the engine cut out. He trie d to restart but there was no sound or response from the starter...
20:23 Sat 30th Jun 20125 answers, last by denis567 22:16 Mon 02nd Jul 2012
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denis567

Setting up a WiFi network

At the moment I access the internet with both my Acer Aspire 5315 laptop on Vista and my Kobo Vox ereader, by wifi. This is supplied to me by my next door neighbour who runs a LAN for the benefit of...
22:27 Wed 27th Jun 20123 answers, last by denis567 22:23 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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-mermaid-

Dodgy online shopping...

Hi, Recently I bought some jewellery online (nothing expensive I hasten to add!), I have my lip pierced and hate wearing big, ugly, metal bars through it so I buy these tiny plastic 'bio-flex' ones...
22:25 Wed 27th Jun 20124 answers, last by -mermaid- 09:52 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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hc4361

Telling the time, children, watches and clocks

I was very surprised to meet a 9 year old who cannot tell the time by a traditional clock face. He had no idea of 'quarter past' or 'ten to' but could tell and understand the time by his digital...
15:38 Tue 26th Jun 201243 answers, last by baza 00:05 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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lankeela

AA Renewal

Just had my renewal notice and it had gone up from £7.02 to £12.21. I rejoined last year after a year off because I had free breakdown with my car insurance and when I rang and queried the...
11:48 Fri 22nd Jun 20129 answers, last by Maidup 21:42 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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gollob

Why is fruit from Supermarkets so bad

I just bought grapes from a supermarket and they are so hard and unripe. I bought some Nectarines which were reduced for quick sale. They were like bullets. are all fruits in supermarkets just there...
21:34 Fri 22nd Jun 201218 answers, last by spotit3 23:22 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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katiecarol

copy and paste in windows7

i have windows7 on my laptop and when i try to copy and paste from the internet it doesn't work properly. i can copy but when i come to paste it says there is too much information, i thought it a bit...
16:58 Thu 07th Jun 20125 answers, last by denis567 21:46 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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Toes

Text

Just got a text from a mate saying he was going to commit suicide. I ignored it. "dont you think you should do somthing" said my mum. Nah, he's on T Mobile, the funeral was last week!
14:17 Tue 05th Jun 20122 answers, last by denis567 21:59 Tue 05th Jun 2012
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TWR

The worst.

What has been the most troublesome car you have ever owned, & in what way?
19:13 Mon 04th Jun 201290 answers, last by stefos 20:33 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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hc4361

Rubbish gadgets

Over the years I've bought some gadgets that promised me everything and delivered nothing, or were useless in a very short time. Top of my list are Betamax video - worked great but became obsolete A...
18:05 Sun 27th May 201268 answers, last by methyl 00:01 Tue 29th May 2012
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Nottingham89

Advice, Learning to drive

Hello everyone, I am wanting to start learning soon, I just got provisional license today but I was just wondering how many lessons someone needs on average? I am a quick learner, I have been around...
12:24 Sat 26th May 201217 answers, last by joko 23:28 Sun 27th May 2012
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denis567

trying on shoes

Saw a lady trying on shoes at a market stall and she had bare feet. What do you thk of this practise?
21:50 Sat 26th May 201215 answers, last by shoota 09:52 Sun 27th May 2012
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lilypoppyfre

IT doctor needed...

I have mislaid the telephone number of an IT "doctor" ...I had seen his number on his van in Huddersfield and his name is Dominic and is a local man..... would anyone by chance recognise who...
13:39 Fri 18th May 20122 answers, last by denis567 22:54 Sat 19th May 2012
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mrs_overall

Tell Us About Your Appearances on TV

Mine include: 1. Age 16 on Calendar Dreams (a sort of regional Jim'll Fix it) riding an elephant 2. As an extra (a prostitute) in an episode of Kavanagh QC 3. When my daughter was toddler she was...
19:22 Fri 18th May 201278 answers, last by grasscarp 16:43 Sat 19th May 2012
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DGR

Croydon Car Maker

Does anyone know if there was ever a car maker in Croydon called Snow? If so, I imagine it will have been in the early 1900s.
14:35 Fri 18th May 201213 answers, last by DGR 08:01 Sat 19th May 2012

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