A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the...
ICY CONDITIONS A government warning has said that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take:- Shovel, Blankets or sleeping bag. Extra clothing including scarf, hat and gloves. 24 hours supply of...
How much, if any, radio do you listen to?
If you do listen, what are your fave stations?
@quizzywig. I thought Rob Brydon did a cracking job on the KB show....
I'm asking on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back he handed her some diet...
These dropped into my inbox and I pass them on, apologies if they have been posted before. ANAGRAMS PRESBYTERIAN = BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES = THEY...
It might be old, but it amused me. Merry Thingmass all The Hotel Bill A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th birthday by Staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out...
Stuck for two answers. 75d. In baroque music, a piece used to intro the opera I have S_N_O_I_ (8) 81a. Historical region and former principality of south-eastern europe I have M-L-A-T- (8) Any help...
A guy was driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend. She nudged him and said: "I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales". "Why do you think that ?" he said. "Well,...
NUDE SANTA ----- Scroll down to see the nude Santa * * * * * * * * * * * * For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa ! Sometimes I just can't believe you!!!...