The good ol' country boy was in the bar next to an extremely good looking woman. He leans over and whispers in her ear. " You remind me of my little toe " " Why " she asks,...
I just finished watching the latest offering via the iplayer. Medium funny until the "Danish" sketch. PMSL. Sofie Groebel is obviously game for a laugh. If you haven't seen it, do so. You...
Morning everyone, the coffee is on the side. If you stir it, please don't leave the spoon in the mug as it could dissolve. Milk in the fridge and the sugar is in the box on the shelf. Help yourselves....
Thanks for asking, LOL at acabbge, the pointed ones are really sweet and cook in no time, I am quite well, being off work is helping my foot heal up a bit quicker and the threat of a full amputation...
ATD at the doctors BFF best friend fell BTW bring the wheelchair BYOT bring your own teeth FYI for your incontinence IMHO is my hearing aid on TTYL talk to you louder...
I was out today amongst other duties, looking for some 75% cocoa choc. Looked in at Aldi and saw a 200gm bar of 'Dairyfine milk choc for89p. On further inspection I found a 100gm bar of Dairyfine choc...
90 year old guy goes to the doctors and tells her that he and his new bride of 24 have been trying without success to become pregnant. The Doc says that perhaps all the stress of trying is delaying...
Last night there was an ad for the best of ELO. Today, called in to see aged parents who were watching Doctors and twice in the prog the strains of "Wild West Hero" were heard, spooky or a...
When I was just a young boy the local bad boys used to smother me in chocolate and whipped cream and put cherries on my head.
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Life was tough in the Gateau!!...
Sorry this is a paste job, but I liked it. EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to...
Has anybody heard anything from 2sp. Last post on fri 28th said she was going to check the header tank in the loft. ( i presume it is there) There has been nothing since