For several nights this bloke and his wife were woken up and kept awake by the dog next door, left outside in the garden, barking. Eventually he had had enough and said to his wife that he was going...
I walked into a bar last week and failed to notice a large pile of dogs mess on the floor. I stood in it, slipped across the bar and smacked into a wall. A few minutes later a bloke walked in, stepped...
Every week a restaurant had an employee of the week competition and every week a waiter called Yervaise wins it. The kitchen staff were getting fed up and their last hope was the man who washes up...
A man is lying in hospital severely battered. The man in the next bed asks him how he came to be in that state. Well, he said,"I walked into a pub and there on the floor was a pile of dog poo which I...
