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tiggerblue10

Which hair style should I choose?

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Hors e_hairstyles_are_the_mane_attraction&in_articl e_id=615373&in_page_id=2

crazycathy2

Have to go and start dinner

what are you having? I'm having a mish mash

curvybird

Even if u had a gun pointed at your head.....

What would u absolutely refuse to eat ? Mine is eyeballs

legendis.god

Eyes down forrrrrrrrrrrrrr BINGO DAVE

eyes down for your first number bingo dave is heree so its 88 two fat ladies and they still wouldnt have him onits own bingo dave oops i mena number1 1 and 7 daves iq key to the door 21 or in daves...

NoMercy

The Surgery is now open

Back by popular demand, Aunty Agness is here to discuss your dilemmas and answers your distress calls. Do you have a problem and need urgent advice? Once again, please address all your queries,...

dot.hawkes

The Good things about working Good Friday

I can only think of 3, 1) No traffic on the road, 2) Free parking on the civic centre cos the council staff are on a day off 3) errrrrrrrrrr, well i had thought of 3 but i'm stuck now! what should i...

DebsyDoo

Dunno what all the fuss was about . . .

. . job done ! & to think the ol' man was gonna get a plasterer in - I never seem to get a guy who's good around the house ! What do you think girls, did I made the right choice ?Should I have gone...

legendis.god

Easter and your eggs

Anyone bought their lady some eggs for easter? The old love egggs always seem to get them smiling and are great when shopping to ease the normal aggravatioin annd stess that the female of the species...

legendis.god

whats crackalackin?

its a bank holiday heer today and tomorrow so im away home at 5 so i will be about later funny story a woman came in the shop looking for a vibrator she sais she wanted a big un. i showed her around...

sandmaster

Taxman

The Swedish tax authorities are clamping down on web based strippers. They wish to collect the unpaid tax from the earnings of the girls. Their officials are making regular visits to porn sites on the...

zzxxee

and a very good afternoobn to you all

whos going to entertain me today? jokes singing, your choice peeps lets have our very own x factor over to you................................

no-knowledge

i hope you like this

i just made it up. Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. one is crying. the other asks what's wrong. the crying drunk says, "i've puked all over myself again and my wife's gonna kill me. what...

McMouse

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer...

NoMercy

How is everyone today?

Wotcha been up to? What have I missed in the last couple of days/nights? Fancy a laugh, a b!tch, or just a natter? x

DebsyDoo

Right - I'm off to get "plastered" !!!

. . . well, I'll probably end up with more of it on me than the wall anyway !! (Gotta repair the bits that fell off when I took the batten above the window down !) Wish me luck !

anotheoldgit

Gypsies get new posh homes

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/arti cle2367705.ece Gypsies get new homes due to them having to move from the Olympic site. Surely this should be no hard deal, don't Gypsies move all the...