Little boy says to his mum - "Why am I black and you're white"? The mum says - "Consider yourself lucky - from what I remember of the party it's amazing you don't have tan fur and a very loud bark"!
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% .It's called a Wedding Cake. I married a Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was Always. In the beginning, God...
This is more a piece of advice rather than a question! In a certain well known supermarket (beginning with T), you can buy a 100g pot of vasline for 72p. If you buy a pot from the skincare section, it...
You have to wonder whether the people who go off on one and start ranting about about completely innocent comments are actually a bit unstable. I wonder if they loose their temper so easily in their...
hasd my chilli beef and my riojs now im orf to bed as im fookerd. see youse manyanar im knackurd im jason bourne cuddle me my can cuddle me bumhole greenies dont tell me wot to do you green gimps im...
I'd be torn between blackcurrant and raspberry but I can't stand strawberry flavour. The weird thing is I like strawberries but not raspberries or blackcurrants.
My pal has been seeing a guy who already has a girlfriend for almost 1 year. She's fallen in love with this guy and he tells her he loves her. She asked him the other day if he is IN love with her,...
I will try to be concise -lol I dont drink as a rule but had a few glasses of wine last night. Took myself off to the local -always someone there I know. Had a great craic -end of night shots appeared...
answerbanks answer to jason bourne Right jason bourne wakes up one day on a boat surrounded by foreigners. lands in a strange country .doesnt know who he is or where hes from. well i am that man i...
Im gonna order summit from my local chinese takeaway. but ive got a bottle of comportillo rioja.2006. what would go nicely with this from the chinese? any suggestions from the wine buffs out there?
My hubby wakes up most nights wet through sweating, has to turn quilt round, much to my annoyance. He wont go to doctors, doesn't have nightmares or anything, any ideas?
Hi there I had to leave my last job as I fled domestic violence and had to move in a refuge miles away so it was impossible for me to commute everyday I am now applying for jobs and the bit where it...