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Screws....stuck

I screwed some steel brackets into some slabs around my pond a few years ago to attach a fence. The fence is down now but I can't get the screws out to remove the brackets, I've tried electric...

Dizmo

I received a text earlier from the woman that works at the Rhythm and Booze up the road asking if I can 'pick locks'. It turns out that the owner hasn't paid the electricity bill and they have been...

ganesh

Omg Just Dropped A Greasy Bit Of Food On My New Boots

They are light grey faux suede and now they have a blob on them. Got to it very quickly and tried pressing it out with kitchen towel, tried a bit of washing up liquid, water-nothing works!!! help.

AB Editor

Order Of Posts Issue

Morning all, Just to be clear, yes we did have an update last night but none of the effects should have been visible to you guys. The reversal of the order of posts is not a new feature we planned and...

sandyRoe

Mortified...

Put a section of my opus magnum into this site and it told me I write like Dan Brown. If the muse ever returns should I just tell her to eff off or give her a boot up the backside first?...

Scarlett

What Would You Like To Hear In A Pub?

If you were in a pub and the band played a Beatles song, which one would you most like to hear? This may be moved to music but it's more of an emotional response I was after- something jolly and...

Dee Sa

What Is Wrong Ed ?

today I cannot get any threads for 11/10/13 the last thread I have is SunnyDave yesterday aft, same yesterday none of the Good morning threads are there, can anyone explain or help me [ simple terms...

ToraToraTora

Abomination!

Please put it back as it was, as far as I can tell I have my questions divided into pages of 20 then the most recent page first with the newest question at the bottom. Why would anyone think that's...

sunny-dave

Public Toilets - Taking Photos

I'm off to Scotland later in the Autumn - mainly for some leaf peeping and distillery visiting. But I'll also be near these amazing Gents ... http://www.bute.me/victoriantoilets/ ... and I'd like to...

vesuvius123

Value Of Old Coins

Can anyone tell me the value of a 1891 silver crown in good condition and a 1938 half crown.

moggie 939

Ethernet Power Plug - Help Please!

Can't quite get to grips with this - can anyone help me please, in simple terms! I currently have an old Humax PVR which I am replacing with a YOU VIEW. This works exactly the same ie plug the HDmi...

Baby_Sham

Self-Harming -Again

I'm really sorry to post this again, but I have a specific question I need answering... I have an appointment tomorrow with a psychiatrist, to asses my mental state. This is a good thing.... but......

joggerjayne

Secret Bank Accounts

Being discussed on Loose Women today. Women having a little secret kitty. Fair enough? The "night out with the girls" kitty, or the "having a bit of a fling" kitty?...

petal54

Car Crunched

just went up petrol station to check re why petrol csot so much,over £100.when guy came in & said my kia had rolled into a wall,eeek!!!wall ok,but left wing stoved in,still drivable.O/H did say hand...

sunny-dave

Captions Please - Ireland #1

With apologies to Excel, whose daily competitions are a regular sauce of smiles, I offer you the first of a limited series of photos from my Irish Jaunt. What is the tractor driver saying to the Garda...

BlueToffee

Grrrrrrr......

We have been expecting a delivery for a fortnight now. 2 weeks ago the driver took it back as undelivered, why? because we were out, even though a note had been left 'please leave deliveries in porch'...

ClaryS

Why Does This Happen On Ab?

Not a criticism or wind up but....I've been looking at a few recent questions on AB and it seems some questions are dismissed as 'coursework'. Does it matter if its Coursework? some questions are...

Connemmara

For Attention Of Lcdman

Hi LCD - could you go back to my Sky posting as there was one last question on it. Thanks.

Marijn

Moisture In Nokia Phone

It looks like my nokia has a drop of moisture inside it (it's a dark patch) and I can't get the phone to unlock. It's a touch screen AND button phone. It has a green arrow that runs from left to right...

Ladybyrne

Domestic Asbestos

I have carefully removed the 9"x7" asbestos iron stand from an old ironing board and would now like to dispose of it responsibly. I was amazed when I rang the local Council to find that although they...

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