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Three little words

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous, sexy, young woman entered. The man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly...

dilligaf

old man

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I Have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who...

taliesin238

Adagio??

What does the word 'adagio' mean? adagio as in adagion 4 strings and the work from Vivaldi!! Vivaldi is awesome!! Is this word Italian?? Is it strictly a musical term??

Pharlap

Barrymore

Michael Barrymore has been found dead with chocolate smeared all around his harry hole. Apparently George Micheal was careless with his wispa

Skreecheeboy

How do you make a baby float?

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dilligaf

Would you Adam & Eve it ?

Teacher: We have all descended from Adam & Eve. Pupil: Miss, my dad said we descended from apes. Teacher: We're not talking about your family Leroy.

Doc Spock

A disgrace to his gender or what

just watched that fat ugly faggot playing a piano at Diana's bash at wembley, what is.that stupid earing for. Probably for his boyfriend to swing on. UGHHHHH.

Whickerman

Fancy an IceCream?

Two old guys suffering from Alzheimer's are sitting on a bench when an ice-cream van comes down the street. "Do you want one?" asks the first guy. "Yes, I'll have a cone, but write it down or...

08012006

Do you know

Dwane Pipe - he was mentioned on BBC World Service this morning

bobtheduck-

shopping channel mishap

recently i purchased some underwear for a lady friends birthday, she attends bingo with me and we have grown quite close so i thought i would be daring and get her something sexy, i received the size...

ConfusedaLot

Damp.., really..? 2 inches of damp..? Come on!?

Hi, Just selling my house and my purchasers have just had their survey done. The surveyor mentioned that I had damp on an internal wall, just behind my TV. There is no visible damp, he picked this up...

loulou06

our surveys have come back...

and our mortgage lender doesnt believe the property is worth what we have offered because it needs a new boiler and the electrics look ropey. so what happens now? do you reckon the vendor will offer...

Neilzulu1

Teething problems ??

Two black ladies are pushing their two young babies along the road. The first one says " has your baby started teething yet ?" and the other replies "yes man, he got me two dvds and a car stereo last...

styley

The voices.

A man was at work one day, just going about his normal business when he heard a voice saying "Go home now, go home now". He looked around but could see no one speaking to him. But still he could here...

Donna69

Selling my house

Does anyone know of any website that i can a sale of a house on for free?? I dont want to pay the estate agents 2k!!

tamirra

carpet dents

Hi, any ideas how to solve the problem of carpet dents where there has been heavy furniture on the carpet and its left big dents. Thankyou

jhosking1981

Noisy Neighbours

I live in a flat block that has recently become the home of a family who have a very noisy dog. As I am typing this at nearly 2.00am in the morning, this should give you an idea on how DAMN NOISY this...

donnajayne

telephone cable post

We are in the process of buying a property and there is ashared driveway between our neighbours and ourselves, on the pavement but right between the driveway is a telegraph pole - its makes things a...

gardenlovers

Garden Trampoline

New neighbours have just moved in opposite. We share a back fence and a large trampoline has been erected as close to the fence as you can get. It measures approx 6 ft long and the poles supporting...

campergirl?

Electricity sub stations

We have found a great house to buy but it has an electricity substation within a few metres. It looks quite small 2 grey boxes and what looks like a radiator, enclosed within fencing. Yesterdays...

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