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wendilla

proof

A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him.She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name WENDY tatooed on his penis.When it was erect it said WENDY and when it...
11:58 Sat 03rd Mar 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 17:35 Sat 03rd Mar 2007
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wendilla

mum knows

A young man called Peter invited his mum round for dinner.During the course of the meal the mother couldn't help how handsome Peters flat mate was.She had long been supicious of a relationship between...
12:18 Sat 03rd Mar 20073 answers, last by muchlovex 17:44 Mon 05th Mar 2007
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Ric.ror

Cat Fleas

We had a 'visit' from next doors cat and it has left us with invaders. I am sure a friend had the same problem in her sons bedroom and managed to get something to burn that would fumigate the area....
11:40 Thu 22nd Feb 20075 answers, last by lizzydrippin 15:08 Wed 28th Feb 2007
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stormcat

thrush

how do you get thrush in the mouth??
17:13 Thu 22nd Feb 20077 answers, last by Lindylou 14:28 Fri 23rd Feb 2007
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Pharlap

Doctors

A black man goes to the doctors who asks what 's wrong with him, I' ve got a problem with my chopper he replies and the doctor asks to have a look at it. As it crashes to the table his helmit falls...
16:41 Mon 19th Feb 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 20:32 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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thedelbwa

Grandson...

I had to laugh at my 2 year old grandson today. He's got boss-eyes and ginger hair.
13:55 Thu 08th Feb 200724 answers, last by dolly pond 20:27 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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bubba28

Buying a council house for a relative?

I am looking in to buying my grans council house for her. How do i go about it? She's phoned up and has been told that she can buy it for ?26000. Can i get a morgage on it or a loan, even though...
11:09 Thu 15th Feb 20079 answers, last by silverdaler 14:50 Sun 04th Mar 2007
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crapmemory

stamp duty

Is there a legal way to avoid paying stamp duty?
17:11 Sun 18th Feb 20077 answers, last by Dusty Bin 21:28 Fri 23rd Mar 2007
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dolly pond

an essex girl has a car crash and has no feelings in her legs

When the paramedic arrives he is concerned for her and asks " how many fingers do i have up?" She replies "oh god, my fanny has no feeling either"
22:03 Fri 16th Feb 20073 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:36 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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topman9thnov

my wife

my wife dosn!t like the old car i got her,she said she wants something that goes from 0 to 40 in 3 seconds, so i got the fat bas""""ard some bathroom scales.
11:17 Mon 12th Feb 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 21:51 Fri 16th Feb 2007
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carrust

Boring job

I used to work in a sewage farm & the work was sooo boring In the end I left as I was just going through the motions!
11:12 Fri 16th Feb 20072 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:40 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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Yorkie580

A touching story...

This is a story about the bond formed between a little girl and a gang of building workers. It's allegedly true, and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the...
12:54 Fri 16th Feb 20076 answers, last by Yorkie580 02:13 Sun 18th Feb 2007
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ChuffingHell

110% mortgages

Am thinking of leaving my other half who I currently share a house and pay a mortgage on, although I am not on the mortgage or the deeds because I was self employed at time of its purchase and rather...
16:34 Tue 13th Feb 20073 answers, last by morbidstorm 23:03 Tue 27th Feb 2007
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Ric.ror

LIfe on Mars

Will it be repeated or have I missed it - again
13:06 Fri 16th Feb 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 21:35 Fri 16th Feb 2007
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Sasha13

How am I ever going to buy a house?

OK - I earn ?25K. Physically impossible for me to get a mortage big enough to buy a one bed flat where I live. Been busy paying student loans so don't have a deposit. By the time I save a deposit...
14:32 Fri 09th Feb 200722 answers, last by movieman101 14:19 Thu 22nd Mar 2007
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dolly pond

boundary responsibility

Help! I dont understand my boundaries and I`m a bit on the slow side
21:37 Thu 08th Feb 20079 answers, last by rugeleyboy 19:56 Fri 16th Feb 2007
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dolly pond

Do I need 2 doors between my toilet and my kitchen

i`m a bit slow on diy. been told i need 4 doors, one for the kitchen, one for the wc, and two for the sink and bath? is this right/
21:24 Fri 09th Feb 20078 answers, last by dolly pond 13:15 Wed 14th Feb 2007
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Nether Edge

boundary responsibility

Can everyone STOP repeatedly asking same question and ignoring previous threads, please? Look at your title deeds (not HM Land Registry plan) and see T-marks. These should clearly show which property...
16:45 Mon 05th Feb 20073 answers, last by dolly pond 21:36 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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want2findout

stay put and save or buy a bigger property now?

My boyfriend and I are getting married this year. We're currently living in my boyfriend's house which is a 3 bed terraced house worth approx ?120K (mortgage of ?65K), we have approx ?35K in savings...
16:08 Wed 07th Feb 20075 answers, last by want2findout 11:00 Tue 13th Feb 2007
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lady_p_gold

Selling a property by bids

Sadly my neighbour died recently, he lived alone and the property was sold by the estate agent but by 'bids over a certain amount received by such and such a date'. Obviously this then prevented a...
07:23 Mon 29th Jan 20075 answers, last by dolly pond 20:54 Fri 02nd Feb 2007

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