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Spacecloud07

Whats wrong with my car???

Whenever I drive in cold conditions (usually around 11pm when it's starting to get icy) I get a whurring noise coming from under the bonnet. It only happens when I'm accelerating and the engine is...
23:51 Mon 10th Dec 200711 answers, last by mechanimick 13:31 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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Boasting Bob

I have had enough of topogigo - see below

Topogigo junior went to his mum one day, and asked "is it bad to have a penis?". His mum, taken aback said "Certainly not, why on earth do you think that?" To which he replied "Well, dad`s upstairs,...
16:11 Tue 04th Dec 20079 answers, last by dolly pond 11:36 Tue 11th Dec 2007
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snug

Bears

Woolies are selling bears at half price. It seems they are not allowed to make a prophet out of a teddy. Shalom!
19:47 Wed 05th Dec 20073 answers, last by dolly pond 11:35 Tue 11th Dec 2007
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Zen

New dole office opens

New dole office opens in Liverpool http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/chines e-job-fair-p1.php
19:56 Wed 05th Dec 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 11:34 Tue 11th Dec 2007
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Polo Snapping

Has anyone tried to snap the sugar free polos? They are well hard. I managed to snap one yesterday but I havent been able to today so I reackon the one from yesterday had some sort of defect.
10:11 Tue 11th Dec 200716 answers, last by DIZDABIZ 11:47 Tue 11th Dec 2007
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4GS

Good morning ABers

Anyone up and at em yet? Looks like we're in for a chilly week, better get the old thermal underpants on
08:25 Mon 10th Dec 200717 answers, last by dolly pond 15:23 Mon 10th Dec 2007
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blondie123

sleep problem

Recently when i have been drifting off to sleep the strangest thing appears to be happening to me. I am half awake, and aware of what is going on around me and i am usually half dreaming but when i...
15:13 Mon 10th Dec 20078 answers, last by bestmum 20:25 Wed 12th Dec 2007
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Banana Boat

still single.....

Im pretty sure i may have asked this before, but i want more advise! why am i still single? i mean,. I'm 24, Female, im a nice person, trustwothy (a bit too trustworthy), loyal, id do anything for my...
12:36 Mon 10th Dec 200744 answers, last by Whoever 22:51 Fri 21st Dec 2007
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adamhornsby

Unbelievable bloody buses!!

This morning on my daily commute to college, I had found out that the fare had gone up over the weekend. Because i only had the amount that i had used before, the bus driver was patronising me into...
15:11 Mon 10th Dec 200742 answers, last by LoftyLottie 20:25 Mon 10th Dec 2007
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wallstone

is this a fair sentence

a man is walking down the street , eating a icecream ....he passes a driveway .......a neopolican mastiff (dog) comes out of the driveway ,jumps up on the man (assuming after his icecream ),,.the dogs...
18:55 Fri 07th Dec 200714 answers, last by sinderella 13:58 Tue 12th Aug 2014
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dave thefish

flatulance ???

strange one but why do some trumps smells linger longer than others ???
19:23 Sat 08th Dec 200710 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 15:07 Mon 10th Dec 2007
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wildwood

At the doctor's the other day

My friend was diagnosed with premature ejaculation and diarrhea. Oh well... easy come, easy go.
07:33 Fri 07th Dec 20076 answers, last by rojash 22:31 Wed 12th Dec 2007
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Lucy Thomas

What could you never eat.

What is the one food that you wouldn't or couldn't eat. It needs to be something that you've tried but just can't eat. Mine is goat's cheese. I've tried it a few times but every time it is just as...
09:34 Sat 08th Dec 200744 answers, last by tiggerblue10 15:54 Tue 11th Dec 2007
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Oakleaf51

Women In Church

Saint Paul said that women should not be allowed to teach other Christians, as because they are more spiritual, they are more easily led astray from the true path. It's all about integrity. Men and...
08:50 Sun 09th Dec 200744 answers, last by Octavius 14:51 Tue 11th Dec 2007
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Prostitution

Ok does it count if: You go out to a bar on the copacabana beach and some really hot latin girl comes and sits next to you. You are all over each other and before you know it you take her back to your...
08:39 Mon 10th Dec 20072 answers, last by funnygirl 08:45 Mon 10th Dec 2007
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4GS

Briminghan

We're off to Mrs 4GS's work 'do' in Birmingham on Saturday night. We've booked the hotel and arrive about 10AM Saturday morning, which leaves us the day to sight-see, so, any ABer know of any places...
20:26 Sun 09th Dec 200730 answers, last by maglet 16:37 Mon 10th Dec 2007
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puss_boots

Its a fix...!!!

Well I am really p****d off Nikki has been voted off X Factor and that brother and sister act Same Difference are through to the final. Nikki has an amazing voice and she's gone. Same Difference are...
21:53 Sat 08th Dec 200731 answers, last by Tizzi247 14:26 Mon 10th Dec 2007
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pastafreak

Help

I can only access the first page of Chatterbank....the rest don't come up. This has happened several times this week-anyone else have the same problem??
00:39 Sun 09th Dec 20079 answers, last by pastafreak 21:03 Sun 09th Dec 2007
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cazzz1975

trivia, sponsored by legend and 19john89

1) What is your pets name? 2) Name a country you want to visit? 3) What have you had for breakfast today? 4) Have you got a special talent? 5) Who was your last email from? 6) do you send xmas cards...
09:14 Sun 09th Dec 200729 answers, last by neo. 20:12 Sun 09th Dec 2007
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gina32

x factor

do people really vote for this or is it just make believe because i cant for one minute imagine why niki was voted off for same difference to stay they are hardly "pop" material
10:06 Sun 09th Dec 20075 answers, last by gaysy1st 20:31 Tue 08th Jan 2008

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