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legend007

ever get calls from marketing companies?ever wonder what to say to them?

WATCH THIS CLIP ITS HILARIOUS. THE GUY IS DESPEERATE TO GET OFF THE PHONE BUT CANT LOL http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI&feat ure=related
02:57 Sun 09th Dec 20077 answers, last by garner 15:33 Sun 09th Dec 2007
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whiffey

Mozart and God

I play piano and guitar and love music. I try to play Mozart because it has an innate beauty, you just feel it is right. An Andante, arranged from a Concerto (1784) and by God it just sweeps you off...
21:07 Sat 08th Dec 200722 answers, last by bobtheturkey 11:59 Sun 09th Dec 2007
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B00

How?

Can Niki have not gone through to the finals? Bloody travesty!
21:52 Sat 08th Dec 200722 answers, last by neo. 11:54 Sun 09th Dec 2007
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stensonlad

stay in

i may as well get a dvd and stay in! whats the best new film out on release at the moment?
08:42 Sun 02nd Dec 20074 answers, last by Yorks lad 18:33 Sat 08th Dec 2007
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neildownx

Truth or Myth

Did James Cagney ever say "You dirty Rat" in any of his films? Can anyone prove he said it?!
18:14 Fri 07th Dec 200713 answers, last by neildownx 19:43 Fri 07th Dec 2007
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christine847

perfume

Evening everyone, If someone was going to buy you perfume for xmas what would it be?
22:53 Sat 01st Dec 200721 answers, last by christine847 13:04 Sun 02nd Dec 2007
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stensonlad

sunday

its here again SUNDAY! raining outside! what the hell am i going to do today.
08:21 Sun 02nd Dec 20077 answers, last by rascaly 11:49 Sun 02nd Dec 2007
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EDDIE51

Why does Barbie never get pregnant ????

.......................... .......................... Because Ken always comes in his own box !
00:08 Wed 28th Nov 20079 answers, last by lmao 11:12 Sun 02nd Dec 2007
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Ellie-Kay

German Christmas Market

I recently visited a German Christmas Market in the UK where they were serving a marinated pork dish with sliced potatoes. It was delicious and I'd love to have the recipe for this dish. Can anyone...
23:38 Fri 30th Nov 20077 answers, last by Ellie-Kay 22:34 Wed 05th Dec 2007
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dolly pond

who thinks leon and hope are the bottom two?

both were soooooo bad!!! anyone think i`m wrong? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx lets see...... i was right last week, for bev and hope c
21:09 Sat 01st Dec 200711 answers, last by sp1814 17:01 Mon 03rd Dec 2007
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Thunderbird+

Dead hamster

A young lad decides to take his pet hamster to the vet after noticing it was not moving much, he puts the shoe box on the operating table and the vet lifts the lid and takes one look and says "I'm...
21:44 Tue 27th Nov 20073 answers, last by dolly pond 20:50 Sat 01st Dec 2007
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MONTCRIEFF49

so so

sorry i haven ' t been in touch , a friend was rushed to hospital to have a dangerous MOLE removed from his penis.......... he won 't be shagging one of those again
22:49 Tue 27th Nov 20078 answers, last by dolly pond 20:49 Sat 01st Dec 2007
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Thunderbird+

Naked statues

Two naked statues, echoing classical Greece stand facing one another in a public park. One early morning before the park gates are open, a passing fairy spotted to God and Godess figures and took pity...
22:52 Tue 27th Nov 20076 answers, last by excelsior 20:49 Sat 01st Dec 2007
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smudge

The Onion & the Christmas Tree....

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her...
12:12 Thu 29th Nov 20074 answers, last by excelsior 20:45 Sat 01st Dec 2007
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Clanad

Obnoxious Parrot

Having just completed our Thanksgiving Holiday here in the U.S., this seems appropriate: A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary....
14:20 Thu 29th Nov 20073 answers, last by Thunderbird+ 17:22 Sun 02nd Dec 2007
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EDDIE51

What is the first joke you can remember from childhood?

For me it was in infant school back around 1957 and it went like this; A French boy goes up to an ice cream van. The ice cream man says 'what do you want ? Ice cream ?' 'Oui oui' says the boy. 'Not on...
19:33 Thu 29th Nov 20079 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 08:32 Wed 05th Dec 2007
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Whickerman

Hammered again...

Warning - Irish Joke (but it's ok cos i'm Irish, if I'm not offended you probably won't be either) Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St...
17:21 Sat 24th Nov 20073 answers, last by dolly pond 19:20 Tue 27th Nov 2007
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Jillius

Prostitutes

3 generations of prostitutes are giving a talk on tv about their prices. 17 year old says she charges ?80 for a bj. Her 50 year old mum charges ?50 for a bj. Her 80 year old granny doesn't...
22:31 Mon 26th Nov 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 19:16 Tue 27th Nov 2007
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topogigo

Anger management

Two paddys are let out of jail for violent crimes and ordered to attend AM, They are asked to turn up at a group therapy session dressed as or diplaying an emotion. They both walk in naked one has his...
23:52 Mon 26th Nov 20073 answers, last by daiseychain 17:42 Mon 03rd Dec 2007
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Richie1976

Dad on his way home wants to but his daughter a Barbie

Stops at a toy shop, noticed that there was a shopping Barbie, beach Barbie, disco Barbie - all ?19.95 but divorce Barbie was ?265 'Way is that one more?' asks the man. Salesman answers, 'that's...
14:57 Tue 27th Nov 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 19:13 Tue 27th Nov 2007

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