A Male and a Female Whale were swiming around in the ocean. All of a sudden the male Whale says to the female Whale. "See that ship over there?" That's the ship that harpooned my Daddy 10 years ago....
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing. Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have...
Two old Navy buddies run into each other at a Manchester pub. The first Sailor asks his buddie, "Say, are you still seeing that redhead with the wooden leg?" The 2nd Sailor replied, "No, I had to...
A man on holiday was surprised to see coming around the corner in a small town, a hearse, followed by a man with a large dog on a lead, walking behind it, and walking behind them 24 men in single...
Anyone going to OT on Wednesday night? I will be there with my wife, when i asked her if she wanted to see Spanish footballers her reply was "PHWOOARRR YEAH" Strange woman!! Anyway what should...
The highest is a amateur sport , where no players get paid . How mad is what? 1. GAA Dublin v Tyrone, croke park = 81,678 2. Soccer. Borussia Dortmund v Stutgart = 81,264 3.Soccer Real Madrid v...
I think most people have a good reason for supporting who they do. Just wondering what made you a supporter of your particular team! Was it family influences? Local club? etc
Is it me or are recent adverts becoming even more annoying than usual. I'm using the mute button more than ever these days. Examples :- 1) The music for the Ford advert where that guy is opening doors...
does anyone know who sings the song played at the beginning of chelsea games....the one that goes ' chelsea chelsea we're going to make it a blue day ' thanx
Even though I am an Arsenal fan, I'd love to see any team beat Manu Utd in injury time. I mean, is it just me or do Man Utd seem to do it more often then not? Love the statistic that Andy Gray gave...
2 questions posed by a friend:- What do these people have in common ? 1) Beethoven Julius Caesar Queen Elizabeth II Paul McCartney 2) Robert Burns Cleopatra Mel Gibson Shakespeare Maggie Thatcher
