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teash

The Explorer

Welcome Home, Brian!" said the banner over the pub door as the intrepid explorer returned from his safari in darkest Africa.After a few pints, his crowd of well wishers asked him to tell them some of...
18:15 Wed 20th Dec 20062 answers, last by MacGuffin 14:03 Thu 21st Dec 2006
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lankeela

A couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary

He said he wanted to go back to where they first made love, in a field of cows. After half an hour of the most passionate love making session, with him thrusting and flaying his arms around, she said,...
23:00 Tue 19th Dec 20062 answers, last by dinosour 15:26 Wed 14th Feb 2007
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twaflooers

Kissing under the Mistletoe?

Either real people or fictional characters ~ who would you most like to kiss under the mistletoe? ;0) twaflooers
08:10 Wed 20th Dec 200628 answers, last by anderlee 21:57 Sat 23rd Dec 2006
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LondonGyrl

Present for dad who wants nothing!

I don't know what to get for my dad for Christmas this year. It's his 70th Birthday on January 4th, and I'm getting him a bottle and chocolate for that. The thing is, he doesn't actually want...
10:29 Wed 20th Dec 200614 answers, last by LondonGyrl 15:17 Wed 20th Dec 2006
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lankeela

Washing Machine

A couple always refer to having sex as 'putting the washing machine on' so as not to let the kids know what they are talking about. One night he says to her shall we put the washing machine on? She...
23:19 Mon 18th Dec 20064 answers, last by cocopops 21:18 Sat 23rd Dec 2006
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Pharlap

Chemist

A man goes into a chemist and asks for a pack of condoms. He pays and walks out laughing. The next day the same man goes in again asks for a pack of condoms. He pays and walks out laughing even more....
16:50 Fri 08th Dec 20066 answers, last by Whiskery Ron 17:32 Thu 22nd Mar 2007
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Pharlap

Dad

A dad is walking past his sons bedroom door and hears him praying. God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless nanny, bye bye grandad. Puzzled he asks his wife, is you dad going any where to which she...
17:43 Fri 08th Dec 20062 answers, last by dorindarasbe 16:55 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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con-amca

The Amsterdam cat

A married couple were walking in a shopping area when they came to a pet shop. In the window, asleep in a basket, was a really striking-looking cat. It really was a beauty, and a notice announced that...
13:44 Mon 11th Dec 20066 answers, last by posiedon 16:13 Thu 11th Jan 2007
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greenrook

Artistic joke

Bloke walks into a pub and sees Van Gogh sitting at the bar. 'Hello mate' he says, 'can I get you a drink?' 'No thanks' says Van Gogh 'I've got one 'ere....'
13:04 Wed 13th Dec 20063 answers, last by greenrook 18:09 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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con-amca

Poor old Fred.

Fred went to his doctor complaining of severe headaches. The doctor examined him and announced: "You have a very rare condition in which your testicles are pressing against the base of your spine, and...
16:25 Wed 13th Dec 20063 answers, last by dorindarasbe 16:49 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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fly258

Sandwich

Please settle an argument for me. How many slices of bread in ONE sandwich? I say 2, my partner says 1.
21:10 Fri 15th Dec 200621 answers, last by vivandorron 00:01 Mon 18th Dec 2006
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dorindarasbe

publishing poems

hi all, my mum passed away on the 5th november aged 57 and as me and my 2 sisters were sorting out her things we came across a folder of poems that she wrote herself and was wondering if there is...
13:47 Sat 16th Dec 20062 answers, last by dorindarasbe 16:33 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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dorindarasbe

car debt

hi all, my mum who passed away on the 5th november aged 57 had brought a car and had paid roughly 2 1/2 years off with a year and a half left to pay. the bloke who she got the car off doesnt do...
13:56 Sat 16th Dec 20068 answers, last by joko 01:06 Mon 18th Dec 2006
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rockergrl

bnd

who wrote the songs wit the lyrics berried in your back yard
18:16 Fri 24th Nov 20062 answers, last by naz_nomad 18:34 Fri 24th Nov 2006
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dorindarasbe

1st christmas without our mum

hi all, having just lost our mum on 5th november aged 57 my 2 sisters and i are all dreading christmas. our mum was like a big kid at christmas and used to always cry at all her presents, we are so...
13:20 Thu 23rd Nov 200623 answers, last by eyeshade 09:43 Tue 19th Dec 2006
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dorindarasbe

will my 2 cats ever get on?

hi all, i have an 8 month old female ragdoll kitten and have just brought a 4 month old male ragdoll but the female keeps hissing at the male. will they ever get on? it has only been 2 days that they...
13:15 Thu 23rd Nov 20065 answers, last by dorindarasbe 09:29 Fri 24th Nov 2006
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jimbosingh

some guys have all the luck

who sang it
13:25 Thu 23rd Nov 20065 answers, last by teegeeteegee 19:07 Thu 23rd Nov 2006
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dorindarasbe

funeral poem for my mum

hi all, my mum passed away last sunday aged just 57 and my 2 sisters and i have had to sort out her funeral etc, as we are her next of kins. i would like to read a lovely poem out in the church, does...
21:48 Sun 12th Nov 200624 answers, last by nataliefoy 22:05 Tue 28th Jul 2009
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dorindarasbe

Lumps in boobs!

Hi all, I have found a lump in my breast and don't know whether it is just a lump that is usually there like when you have them round about a period time or not. How can you tell? Do the lumps feel...
16:00 Thu 05th Oct 20068 answers, last by angel fish 11:55 Fri 06th Oct 2006
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dorindarasbe

1970's childrens programme

hi all, i am looking for the name of a childrens programme in the 1970's i think with a teenage girl in who went out ( i dont know whether it was for adventures or not ) and she always returned back...
17:22 Thu 27th Jul 20068 answers, last by dorindarasbe 21:48 Sun 30th Jul 2006

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