Talking to my neighbour earlier, she told me a funny story, instead of laughing, i was actually a whisker away from saying LOL, Oh god, where did my life go wrong?
is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is...
Dotty, Gill, Dove, others (except him munching in the toilet, you know who you are) shall we have a lovely time tonight? I fancy a good old fashioned chin wag!
He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and then her breast.And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit...
Only popped my head round door for 5, just to say hello. Can't stop long cos Big Sis is coming round for dinner tomorrow night and I'm thinking about what to offer (yes, despite being a man I do...
Well its slow on here to night so lets all get to know each other a little better tonight. Mark an 'X' by all the things you've done.(X) smoked a cigarette ( ) crashed a friend's car () stolen a car...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads...Dear Wife,I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the GrandHotel with my beautiful and sexy...
And would appreciate some from a neutral vantage Im 28, and have been best mates with a guy for nearly that time...he was a neighbour..went to the same school..the works. And the typical odd...
Gill and I missed the pic of the beach guys that some hero/heroine posted over the last week, come on girls, you know u all downloaded it, but we didn't, please please please can we just have one more...
when you board an airplane you pay for having extra luggage because i assume the plane will use more fuel as its carrying more weight, therefore why dont really fat people pay extra for their tickets...