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ufo's

My mate reckons because we've labelled them as such, are no longer unidentified, and are therefor just FO's. How can i shut this pain in the jacksy up?

JackDanielsU

Female Brain Cell

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty & quiet." Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there...

mydogsandme

thee and thou

Forgive my ignorance but in what period did people stop speaking in Shakepearean English i.e thee, thou,whenst and so on and speak more like we do today? Was it a gradual thing?

JackDanielsU

So who's been naughty or nice?

Cos hes got a list...and hes checking it twice. I think Ive been a good boy....a few lapses here and there.

Gill 05

Don't ya just hate?

When you've really p!ssed someone off and you saying sorry just ain't good enough? :-(

Gill 05

does anyone............

Know the website where you can track Santa's progress round the world?

dotjhawkes

What shall I ask for? Dear Santa I have been a good girl, mostly, and I promise to be even better from now until Christmas Eve, and I will go to bed early and I will leave a carrot for Rudolph and a...

the>one

santa.....

santa tells me his next visit on here will be xmas eve before he starts his round and he will deffo be on here on the big day :-)

emsey

Do yous still love me?

When im annoying? : > )

emsey

Can you get banned

for posting to many threads in the same day?

aka pixi

I gotta go

What with clowns, dolls, birds and a fake santa around this place aint safe anymore. Watch your backs everyone byeeeeeeeee

ljm1962

William Carlos Williams

Please explain Williams' writing style in regards to Modernism.

aka pixi

Everyone on CB

Grab emsey, I have got loads of rope, gaffer tape and a chair, bob her in the chair, and we can tie her up and silence her with gaffa tape, then we can all eat dinner while shes watches and drools...

Gill 05

I must love you and leave you

I have outsiders in that have come for a visit Must put 'puter off, inconsiderate gits some people See you all later byeeeeeee x

johntheplamf

Toodle pip

See you all on Tuesday folks(Unless i get some flesh eating bug), i'm away for a lie down as my heid is gowpin. :O)

Slooow_Jo

Nearly time to face the real world :-(

Have to go to the shops to get something for dinner, Haven't had a sunday roast for weeks now, Cant decide what to have though so need inspiration...so what are you having or what do you suggest ??

Slooow_Jo