I've just made myself a coffee. only instead of getting the milk out the fridge, I put my cup in it, I've just spent 2 minutes looking for it, then give up and went to make another, that's when I...
I have finally realised I am not suited to retail, I do not have the capability to suspend my belief and truly appreciate the complexities at the cutting edge of the modern retail interface, therefore...
gallops up on trusty steed......suit of armour glinting in the sun.......lance thrust out towards the cb ladies......i'm here to offer my services as champion to any cb damsel in need......at your...
So anyone wants a row then I am up for it because nowt in this cyber madhouse could compare to the outright loonacy of any Debenhams Customer, so bring it on!