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another classic from the Gooner volumes..........

whilst cruising through my office one day, there was a particulary fit specimen of minge walking towards me thorugh a double door ... I done a slick james bond manuouver and sort of half turn, slid...

Slooow_Jo

sob Thats it I'm leaving !!!!!!!

I had my hair cut today...& none of you have mentioned it *sob*

Gooner_Badge

true and lame story

thought I'd share this gem with ya ............ One time an ex-lady friend of mine and I where making sweet love ... I got hugely embarrassed at the speed that I reached the point of champagne cork...

MaryDou

Nescafe

Can anyone tell me what to do (in the most polite terms) with the "coffee beans" on every jar of Nescafe - how are the "redeemed" and for what? All polite suggestions would be much appreciated.

ronniemonda9

Knock knock

Who's there? Just me!

loudickson71

I'm back!

Just for a peek! Is it safe to come out?

Gooner_Badge

another teaser for ya................

When is it considered sociably acceptable to .. (now lets speak in cockney code so I don't get barred!) ... ask a treacle if you blow ya beans over her boat?

ronniemonda9

Notice

That message truncation goes on number of words not size of message which means you can post huge messages like this maybe even taking up most of the page which is an unfortunate glitch which the...

dotjhawkes

Do they still have a 'Bob a Job' week?

Just wondering, based on the Sawyer sharing incident of the other week, I have a cunning plan.

Gooner_Badge

a poser for ya.

Got a new bird started at work .. she's got crackin norks .. when would it be considered acceptable for me to stand over her and take pictures of her amazing cleavage with my camera phone without her...

donegal

mastermind

if you were on it what would your specialist subject be ?

mycatis

Aaaargghhhh!

i thought I was going blind there!! The sun just got gradually brighter and brighter, shining on the 'puter screen. It looked like it was fading away lol, what a bloody fright!

ELVIS68

True story

Man says to women...Looks like there will be a shortage of Turkeys this Xmas due to bird flu... Woman.....Oh well ...we`ll just have to have Duck this year

Rubyrose

Freeeeezing

I am so cold but I don't want to put the heating. Its those crappy vents and they just smell of dust. I will shove another jumper on I think. At the moment the heat from my laptop will have to do....