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Dumbing it down

This thread is in no way meant to be linked to, or a reaction to, Smudge's thread below!!! :-) I think it's fair to say that AB represents a decent cross-section of British (and also lots of other...

nedflanders

Check this out! It is freaky :-o

http://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html

aka pixi

Weird Noise

I was sat upstairs this morning when I heard a weird noise from downstairs, it sounded like when you rip off sellotape, so i sneaked downstairs all brave (i was only one in house ) and couldnt see...

hotchoc

Does anyone know the Andy Pandy theme lyrics?

It's been driving me mad. I think there are 2 versions - the old and new and i'm not sure which is which. I can remember a bit that went something like 'here we go looby lou' etc...

Strippy

Hello

Hi everyone, a friend of mine gave me the name of this site as one of his favourites so i thought i'd join up and check it out, how is everyone?

dotjhawkes

Good morning all, my last day off work

(stop cheering) what will today bring? thanks to everyone for helping me celebrate my half century the other day, it was fandabbydozy!!!!!!!!!!! Hey who has the addy...

smudge

Why do people have to patronise others?

Is it because they have feel insecure or have a low opinion of themselves?

aka estie

Hehehehe

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=cockney&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theanswerbank.co.uk%2FChatterBank%2F&inside=1

SpottyB84

i got told off by a christian for righting xmas, she said to me one day when i was helping out a scout group in the church hall "and you a good christian, i cant believe you wrote that!" Why was it...

zipadeedodah

Bone in wrist

On the top of my right hand (where my wrist is), I have a bone sticking out, which has only been there a few days. It doesn't hurt, but in certain positions (ouch, including typing...) it's quite...

toecrusher

gastroscopy

hubs having one on friday, he's terrified, never been in hospital before, apart from the snip. will he be asleep or awake through the procedure, know he will have a sedative to calm him down, but will...

dotjhawkes

Hi all I've been ot all day and night and I am spent up,

lend us a quid for some pepsi? LOL See Dave is finding his feet! dhawkes80 isn't me, it is a conincidence I gather, seems ok, funny duy!

suzie4U

Indian Christmas

anyone got it going on where you are? Fireworks going off like mad I think its Indian Christmas not sure, its driving me mad

Redbel

Hi All.....just thought I'd share this with you. NOOO!! not me voddy.

I got up this morning and my b/f had left the most beautiful bouquet of flowers for me. They are absolutely gorgeous. He is really thoughtful like that. Mind you I did ask him what he had...

Rubyrose

Hey all..

What shall we do? It's so quiet in here isn't it?!

Kay

Derek Achora

Does anyone know why he's leaving MH and what he's going onto? TIA.

qapmoc

AB ''Greenies''

Hi all, noting various comments which mention this I get the impression that ''greenies'' have less facilities and/or options than users who have been registered for a long preiod is this correct and...

aka estie

I can finally post!!

I have been trying to post all morning, and now they've all shown up all at once! But I'm back - yay!!!!

UosdwisjewoY

For {Dot Hawkes}......

......and anyone else who was wonderin'! Write my name on a piece of paper, then turn it upside down to reveal my real name.

dhawkes80

Very Funny Joke!

I apologise in advance if this offends anyone Irish...but it t'is funny! One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's...

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