I had thought - wrongly as it turns out - that leg end was a dull stringy bit that had come out of a chicken's bum, and that I was a sprightly and interesting chitterling of endless interest and...
Song by Patrice Rushen ? Album by acdc _ _ _ _ in black ? Justin timberlakes bringing sexy _ _ _ _ ? Facing away from each other ? _ _ _ _ TO _ _ _ _ ? Opposite of front ? Kind of chocolate selection...
you reap what you sow. When youre down -you find out who youre true friends either here or in the real world are -just the same as when you are eventually getting a bit of sunlight in your life....
How Sad , I would like to wish myself a happy birthday ( whats left of it ) You all know me by a different name , but due to an impostor I've changed my name . I will leave a trail of breadcrumbs over...
no word is a lie my left cheek was swollen and in severe pain its still flaring up as we speak but took ibrufen to take the swelling down it worked now seem to take it all the time why i didnt believe...
1) Do you ever listen to other peoples conversations? 2) Have you ever bought yorkshire tea cakes and biscuits to have with your yorkshire tea? 3) Are they well matched? 4) Have you ever forgotton...
I just got a txt from a friend, dont want to say too much nudge nudge, but he asked me to proxy this extraordinarily interesting question. Have you ever left the supermarket early because you felt...
A grandson came to visit his grandparents and noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from the waist down. "Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out...
Obviously mine comes from monty python, with Doug and Disdale Pirhana. I was known as Disdale a lot of my RAF career. Just wondered where did others get there names and why?
Some will recall that I was taking J to view another flat in Perth yesterday -welll we viewed it loved it and after an entire day of wrangling with solicitors she secured it with a magnificent bid...
Ready salted crisps or cheese n onion ? Lasagna or chilli con carne ? Garlic bread love it or hate it ? Lager , bitter or cider ? Well ......................................
Do you believe in a thing called love? Do you find the sight of a woman in a wedding dress exciting or scary ? Who actually wears garters nowadays apart from brides? Royal family love em or hate em or...