would the person who has obtained my addy without my permission please delete it immediately, it will not be acknowledged and will be deleted from my list. Thank you
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this...
-What do you take in your tea? -What is your favourite animal? -Favourite TV programme? -Favourite gadget? -When do you hit the sack? -Ideal night out? -Favourite brand of toothpaste?
Mickey Mouse is talking to his lawyer about divorcing Minnie............
Lawyer - you can't divorce Minnie cos she has bad teeth!!
Mickey - NO!! She's f**kin Goofy!!!!!!!!!!!!
a star, there are no stars given out any more and I have been saving mine. When I trip off to bed I assure you will be rewarded in the morning, with stars that is x
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly...
gallops up on trusty steed......suit of armour glinting in the sun.......lance thrust out towards the cb ladies......i'm here to offer my services as champion to any cb damsel in need......at your...
My cat is 18 and is almost blind. He also gets disorientated and howls loudly for attention, looking blankly at the wall, even when he is standing right next to us. I know the howling is a symptom of...