I was talking to my friend on MSN who INSISTED I tell a story, even though I said I am no good at those things. He went on and on about it so I told him a story and he has the cheeky to say it was...
I just got home and it is freezing up here!!So I went outside with my old cat basket / carrier thing and put 2 old jerseys in the bottom of it, wrapped the whole thing up in an old duvet, put a pile...
A hippie spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her:"Can we have sex? No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off atthe next stop. The bus driver, who...
I have just phoned the taxi firm that I use whenever I'm working late. I told him my predicament and asked if it would be okay if I paid tomorrow instead. His reply was, "You are a longterm customer...
AB ED - I posted a question in CB earlier, and although I have answers, I have not received a single e-mail to confirm them - Is there a problem with the system?
Not a question, but I figured it useful for all to know: During a BBQ a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics). They got her...
Am I, or am I not, a good looking guy? I am some girls I know, think I am. Some on here think I'm not. Are they pulling my leg? http://tinypic.com/fu6gr9.jpg