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Standards alert!!!!!!!!!Minor in the house

Small child posting on Cb tonight. Everybody be on your best behavior. Shall we set an example and prove how good we can all be? (dot has made a swear box out of an old shortbread tin)

dove

why aint neone awnsering my threads?

:o( make me feel sad!

forgetfultel

Short clean joke

Due to a power failure, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he...

ronniemonda9

if my post offended anyone........

i dont give a rats testicle thank you

the>one

can i speak to a really good looking lady for a minute?

honest i need to speak to a gorgeous and refined lady.....

johntheplamf

What tune....

Are you listening to right now, no one try to be cool and say something like the clash, London Calling, unless that's what you're listening to....ahem, tell the truth.

bobtheduck

rant time

a relative of mine has had to go into a care home and it costs 450 quid a week for a man who worked his backside of all his life yet if he had been a tax dodging doley low life the state (thats...

dove

how embarressing

I got suspended today from answerbank, havent been suspended since I was at school :-(

Gooner_Badge

ventriloquists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once....

Hayley*

May I add that if you find the below offensive - then dont read it... Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for themto line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while...

bobtheduck

hello

non tax payers another day wasted?

dove

whats happened to me?

I put a couple of threads up this morning and posted a few answers then my pc went all funny and I had to dash out. Just come backin and everything from this morning has disappeared. SPOOKY! Has this...

mycatis

Boob

Sorry hun I was a bit drunk last night, forgot it was Wednesday lolWELL DONE HONEY, YOU'RE DOING SOOO WELL X X X X

aka pixi

FAO Everyone

I am now stepping away from the keyboard, I am going to go downstairs and see what real life is all about. I may read a book, or watch some tv, or shudder do some cleaning. As you will all appreciate...

Hayley*