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Green Grass

Whos the grassy jobs worth that keeps squealing on us "greenies" - all we want to do is integrate with you weridos and become "grey" - would you take that away from a dying man (im not dying by the...

Slok

Albert Square

Does anyone know if Eastenders is real?

John_Virgo

Getting my kicks

I smack my children when they are naughty, but my wife says its wrong to kick them - is she having me on or is that true?

twain11

Nanny

I have recently lost my nan, but she wants to be buried with all her jewellry, i'm thinking of just lifting it out the coffin on the day, What do you say?

joby1

HI, I'm pammi

I got married recently and already he's sick to death of my boobs!!!! what am I to do? BTW any jobs goin! (not blow thanks)

Slok

Christ

Can anyone confirm if Jesus was a marmalade maker?

twain11

Cats

I recently had to put a friends cat down due to its horrible illness. I would like to cremate it but another friend seems to think i would make a bit of money selling it to the local ******. What do...

Slok