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Almost reaching the condition where my waking thought is not

lighting a fag.

Very important date to-day 10th Feb.

14 years ago on this date ( was a Saturday) went on 1st date with Puss. Hard to believe she has put up with me all this time. I think she now holds the record for longest lasting wife !!...

NoMercy

Morning sex.

Right or wrong....? Call me what you like, but the only thing I'm gagging for in the morning is a cup of tea....

moore890

does anyone know why a telephone can withhell the number??

No_Knowledge_

does it bug you when your

innocuous questions get reported and removed?

Gyvybe

Builder's Quote - is it a good deal?

Hi guys, I've recently got a quote from a local builder for the following: -Boarding up a hole in a partition wall -Installing 10 spotlights -Installing a staircase balustrade (+ supplying spindles, a...

Bobbisox

Do you think me and sqad can rekindle our love?

or is this just a pipedream now, I thought with Valentines Day coming up we could become pixelated lovebirds once more? I am in need of NM opening up her Aunty Agnes's problem Page once more.. Bereft...

NoMercy

Sexiest Guy on AB?

C'mon ladies... who do you think, out of all the male posters, has the sexiest pixels? LOL Who said this was a female-dominated site?...

Bbbananas

A male-orientated question...

And when do yo u think all this (supposed) male emasculation started on CB? When the Messiah left? Before? After? When did tedium & mundaneness commence? Is it just we women who introduce such...

mrs.chappie

Dotty ....

Did you find out what happened to those two scallywags on the shoplifting spree?

dothawkes31

12 year old shoplifters

yesterday, about 5.30 and just before we closed at 6pm, I spotted 2 girls messing about with some small itens of stock and I asked them if they were ok, then noticed through a semi-transparent clairs...

TWR

Hi

Good evening moaners! are we geting there?

B00

Special K Breakfast Bar advert.

Anyone else seen it? I sat with my gob almost literally open with gobsmackerism (its a word!!)... The scenario...a woman stops infront of a cake shop window and sees the gorgeous array of fondant...

docspock

I am working 12 hours ahead, so, good morning burley words

Mars has just risen up myanus. Have a good un everyone....

Bobbisox

Hi peeps, is it a quiet pm?

ayabrea38

Pyjamas-nightwear or not?

Just been to Tesco to find a mum and daughter walking round there in their PJs.I remembered reading that Tesco are thinking of banning pyjamas.Personaly,I would.Lets face it,these women can be...

Bobbisox