A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to was take it home...
Why , why , why do they do it !!! The electricity supplier has sent me my statement and have said they are putting my monthly direct debit up as the amount at the moment isn't covering my usage. Up ?...
typical the weather hear is lovely .I'm of to Canada to morrow and iv been looking at toronto weather forecast it only 11 c and raining for the next 14 days . its not fair
i'm a little bored. please help. i have had 2 beers. this often makes me bored and restless. i don't have many games at the moment, have a film on but it's boring me. any ideas? sooooooooooooo...
I v got the most horrible annoying bluebottle flying around in this room what creepy crawlies dont you like splat(*) should I say had a bluebottle flying around :-)
I once parked my car in a different car park to the one I usually used. When I returned to where I thought the car was, I panicked because it wasn't there. Thinking it had been nicked, I rang the...
......... watched a film that has had a long-lasting impact on them? As a teenager I saw The Exorcist. It scared the living daylights out of me (it did plenty of others too). For a long time...
Cat: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while...
have you noticed that you start to go def after a few drinks if you have a few drinks at home on a night when you turn the TV on the next day it nearly blows you out of the room
the pics on my stag do on here were bad enough then take a look at these. Le duck had her hen do at home last night and look what I have just found when I got home Talk about dancing on the ceiling...