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dustypuss
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logic
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to was take it home...
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bigmamma
Why , why , why do they do it !!! The electricity supplier has sent me my statement and have said they are putting my monthly direct debit up as the amount at the moment isn't covering my usage. Up ?...
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dustypuss
typical the weather hear is lovely .I'm of to Canada to morrow and iv been looking at toronto weather forecast it only 11 c and raining for the next 14 days . its not fair
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Marg0
i'm a little bored. please help. i have had 2 beers. this often makes me bored and restless. i don't have many games at the moment, have a film on but it's boring me. any ideas? sooooooooooooo...
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dustypuss
I v got the most horrible annoying bluebottle flying around in this room what creepy crawlies dont you like splat(*) should I say had a bluebottle flying around :-)
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sandrajo
caused you to do a double take? I've just seen a woman with a nose ring not a tiny little stud a big wooden ring thing, it looked awful!!!!
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merciasounds
Don't you think if she was, BJ's would taste like chocolate?
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madmondeo
What shall i do ?
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burnhal
Same day as last year- May 4th! They are well at home now patrolling the skies over my bit of bedfordshire. Are yours back yet?
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chappie
I once parked my car in a different car park to the one I usually used. When I returned to where I thought the car was, I panicked because it wasn't there. Thinking it had been nicked, I rang the...
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chappie
......... watched a film that has had a long-lasting impact on them? As a teenager I saw The Exorcist. It scared the living daylights out of me (it did plenty of others too). For a long time...
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4GS
Cat: 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while...
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dustypuss
just heard my first cuckoo ( york) have you ?
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banjosister
Hey hey...... The weather here today is fantastic. It always makes me smile when the sun is out does it do it for you too? Happy daze......... BB xx
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dustypuss
have you noticed that you start to go def after a few drinks if you have a few drinks at home on a night when you turn the TV on the next day it nearly blows you out of the room
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legend758
Todays word is REFLECTIVE. What does it mean to you and can you explain it ? Typos tho not to be encouraged can be a moosing .
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knobbyn0nuts
the pics on my stag do on here were bad enough then take a look at these. Le duck had her hen do at home last night and look what I have just found when I got home Talk about dancing on the ceiling...
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dot.hawkes
it must be because it is raining, looks like it will be even busier tomorrow if this rains persists!! Guess that's what bank holidays are for lol

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