Man: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet
Man: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush...
Not looking forward to dressing up every night. If we eat in the buffet section, do I need to wear a dress every single night and does OH have to wear a jacket?? Can I wear white Capri trousers with a...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64999417 //A siren-like alert will be sent to mobile phone users across the UK next month to test a new government public warning system.// //Phone users will have to...
I've been taking huge amounts of Ritalin for the past few months. around 800 mgs of IR pills plugged and 600 mgs of slow-release pills taken orally. now I literally can't afford it anymore, but the...
Has anybody had experience of the NYC subways. Are they easy to use. I've been studying them for a trip to NY later this year and they seem extremely complicated. Thanks.
When I was a lad, hands in pockets was regarded as very bad manners and indeed at school it was a punishable offence. Yet I've just watched news footage of HM King Charles II arriving in Colchester...
Hello everyone. All you have to do is follow on from the previous song lyric it might be a word or something associated with the previous lyrics that means anything to you (Or nothing at all) . As...
Had a hip replacement last week got to sleep on back for 6 weeks. When I finally get to sleep wake up after a short while with terrible wind.suck on antacids then the burping starts. After a while...
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end....