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marval

Another Pun Here

One day, two hillbillies saw something that looked like a Bigfoot. He was all hairy except he had a sharp horn on top of his head. "What the hell is that thing", the first hillbilly asked. "I think...
14:48 Tue 25th Feb 201425 answers, last by marval 17:54 Tue 25th Feb 2014
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crisper

Carribean Holidays

Hiya .. Mr C and I, are thinking of a Carribean Holiday next year to celebrate our 25 wedding anniversary... but know nothing about the carribean, so we've started looking at different places, but...
15:47 Mon 24th Feb 201423 answers, last by LazyGun 18:01 Mon 24th Feb 2014
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barnacle41

Trains:modern Or Steam Or Locomotives.

Island off west Scotland, with a scotch maybe, just single. Many thanks....
17:14 Thu 20th Feb 20148 answers, last by barnacle41 16:47 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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Jeza

Just Found This....

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day..... 'And repeat...
15:50 Thu 20th Feb 20145 answers, last by askyourgran 23:52 Thu 20th Feb 2014
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anotheoldgit

Captions Please.

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9136381.ece/ALTERNATES/w2048/world-in-pic-4.jpg Smile Fatima....
15:00 Tue 18th Feb 201449 answers, last by anotheoldgit 16:16 Wed 19th Feb 2014
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Tilly2

It's My Ab Birthday Today

It's my second AB birthday but it feels so much longer. I wonder why? Off to Fit Steps in a little while. I hope I don't miss anything interesting....
13:08 Tue 18th Feb 201433 answers, last by tonyav 16:35 Tue 18th Feb 2014
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whiskeryron

New Plan To Tackle Flooding

A letter to the Prime Minister Dear sir In order to relieve the flooding problem throughout the country, I have thought out this plan. Cancel the HS2 scheme altogether & transfer the huge amount of...
11:50 Fri 14th Feb 201463 answers, last by emmie 20:02 Fri 14th Feb 2014
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun

Can you think of a book title and change it to bring it up to date? I will start the ball rolling with Tarzan of the Apps...
14:08 Mon 10th Feb 2014274 answers, last by dustypuss 15:22 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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gina32

Corrie

When the police were at the cafe their were two of them but when they left their was only one. Anyone else notice?
00:45 Tue 11th Feb 201414 answers, last by bravejordy 03:30 Wed 12th Feb 2014
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dustypuss

Fifty Shades Of Chocolate

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street . He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said, with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon ,...
16:45 Fri 07th Feb 20148 answers, last by Stockethill 18:50 Fri 07th Feb 2014
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Tilly2

Not Much Chatter In Chatterbank This Afternoon.

Is everyone out enjoying the sunshine?
16:10 Fri 07th Feb 201460 answers, last by Tilly2 18:42 Fri 07th Feb 2014
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cupid04

Smoking Ban In Cars.

Letter seen in Daily Mail:- Is the latest proposal preventing smoking in cars a government scheme to rid us of congestion on the roads? It certainly worked in pubs! Your views please?...
14:10 Tue 04th Feb 201410 answers, last by Jordyboy9 12:53 Wed 05th Feb 2014
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Connemmara

Omg Where Is The Rain Coming From

as above
15:47 Mon 03rd Feb 201429 answers, last by Slapshot 17:17 Mon 03rd Feb 2014
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cupid04

See How Far This Goes.............

Good morning everyone. A brand new day, a brand new year. Happy 2014 everyone. xx I'll start you with a lyric and you add one of your own . Play nicely and have fun. cupid04.xx I'll start you with:-...
01:47 Wed 01st Jan 20142980 answers, last by Arksided 14:01 Sat 01st Feb 2014
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sherrardk

Help - Broken Key

I have just snapped a key in a door (internal door from kitchen to garage) - essential that I get in there but all the tools are in there too. Any ideas?
12:40 Wed 29th Jan 201411 answers, last by billm 19:44 Thu 30th Jan 2014
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tamborine

Men,do You

think of sex everytime you meet a woman ? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547080/I-think-sex-time-I-meet-woman-says-Jon-Snow-Channel-4-news-host-admits-considers-female-friends-workers.html...
10:41 Tue 28th Jan 2014101 answers, last by twofeathers 23:53 Tue 28th Jan 2014
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ToraToraTora

Rip Trig

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25762006 Dave will miss you!...
15:52 Thu 16th Jan 20146 answers, last by emmie 15:03 Fri 17th Jan 2014
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Spoonboy

We're Doomed!!

Hello Abers one and all. The full range of Sponies (platinum, gold, silver, bronze, diamond encrusted, tinsel etc) goes to the first person who, thinking outside the box, can tell me what the biggest...
14:49 Tue 14th Jan 201460 answers, last by Spoonboy 20:43 Tue 14th Jan 2014
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missesbell

Poorly Ficus Tree!

I have just rescued a ficus tree which is about 6 feet tall but has been in a tiny pot for years without food etc. I have re-potted it and there are signs of new leaves at the end of the branches but...
13:42 Tue 14th Jan 20141 answer, last by dustypuss 14:20 Tue 14th Jan 2014
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cupid04

Iffy Ad?

I keep getting an ad that tells me I may earn £437 a day from home. Click here to find out more. I haven't clicked yet. What do you think you have to do to earn that much? lol!...
16:24 Tue 07th Jan 201413 answers, last by craft1948 18:24 Tue 07th Jan 2014

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