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Alcohol Warning .a little humor off the net

Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following Warning labels be placed immediately on all bottles....

abstibus

Can someone identify this seafood for me?

I have tried to get the name but with no luck, although I can find images. The seafood is black, can be about 3" long and 1" thick, and although it is soft and fairly squishy to eat, it has...

Tilly2

See how far this goes.............

Can we maintain a thread which has responses from well known song lyrics? I'll start us off. I once had a girl or should I say she once had me. (The Beatles.) Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl....

billandhiscats

Weather puzzle.

There are certain American locations that are prone to terrible recurring weather conditions such as hurricanes, tornado's, tropical storms etc on a regular recurring basis. Considering that the...

Jemisa

A poem

A Poem for you.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To make it straight, she pulls it.. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she pushes it. It's hell of a job...

Tilly2

Canon EOS 300D Digital camera.

I am trying to download pictures from a Canon EOS 300D digital camera but there is a problem with the computer accepting the hardware. I cannot find the hardware installation CD to load on to the...

HowardKennitby

Southampton v Man U

Anybody catch this game. Looks like MU will be hard to beat this season.

dustypuss

Arrrrrrrrgh can any one beat this

I Just got my first Christmas card through the door this morning is this a record!

AB Editor

AnswerBank Update Coming Monday (We Think!)

Good Afternoon, We've got some good news - there's going to be a site update on Monday. That's right, you now have an excuse to go to the pub this coming Monday - don't say we don't ever do anything...

jimmyinin

Car Park Accident - Hitting a Pole

Hi, I am wondering if someone can help me out on this? Whilst driving 5 miles an hour in a supermarket car park being a Saturday noon it was quite busy and I drove into a parking pole whilst driving...

wendilla

Spacestation sighting this evening over UK

Only 1 visible sighting 10 02pm for 2 mins WSW departing SSW Tomorrow will be the last sighting for a few weeks....

joggerjayne

Well, It's Almost THAT Time Of Day

You know. Quick snifter. Early evening livener. Little refresher. Couple of caipirinhas. Something cold and white. You know where I'm coming from. Nudge, wink, etc.

joggerjayne

Back To School ???????

When do the schools go back?

doctordb

Who needs the oil?

A scenario, (bear with me, It came to me whilst walking the dog:) By the end of the year a group of american scientists release a paper that they say will change the world. They have...

baza

joke!

What do you call a Welsm man with a stick up his bum? A Taffy apple!...

marval

Foot

A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill. Just then a mother with a small child...

excelsior-1

MY AVATAR CHANGING PROGRAMME.

hello everyone. i have been pursuaded to use just the one thread (this one) to oblige all AB'ers who ask for a temporary avater to look at. this starts now with 'spongebob-squarepants' , at the...

Bazile

One Way Or The Other

One night as a couple was lying in bed , the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm . His wife turned over and said ‘’ I’m sorry honey ,...

davidanthony

Cat Fleas

Can humans get bitten by cat fleas. I inherited my dear departed Mother's cat a few weeks ago, and since then I have been getting some sort of insect bites on my legs. These are not mosquito bites,...