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Well, It's Almost THAT Time Of Day

You know. Quick snifter. Early evening livener. Little refresher. Couple of caipirinhas. Something cold and white. You know where I'm coming from. Nudge, wink, etc.

joggerjayne

Who needs the oil?

A scenario, (bear with me, It came to me whilst walking the dog:) By the end of the year a group of american scientists release a paper that they say will change the world. They have...

baza

joke!

What do you call a Welsm man with a stick up his bum? A Taffy apple!...

marval

A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill. Just then a mother with a small child...

excelsior-1

MY AVATAR CHANGING PROGRAMME.

hello everyone. i have been pursuaded to use just the one thread (this one) to oblige all AB'ers who ask for a temporary avater to look at. this starts now with 'spongebob-squarepants' , at the...

Bazile

One Way Or The Other

One night as a couple was lying in bed , the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm . His wife turned over and said ‘’ I’m sorry honey ,...

davidanthony

Cat Fleas

Can humans get bitten by cat fleas. I inherited my dear departed Mother's cat a few weeks ago, and since then I have been getting some sort of insect bites on my legs. These are not mosquito bites,...

dustypuss

Shoping in the Caribbean

I’m going on a Caribbean & Bahamas cruise at the end of the year . I was wondering how easy it is to buy bottles of wine ashore so that I can take them back on board ship . Are the...

Hopkirk

Spelling error

Sorry to be pedantic Ed, but there is a spelling error in the 'Welcome To Body And Soul' paragraph. Too many Cs in excercise...

firewatch

best

Lice treatment?? Little one has em ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

englishgirl

The Schools have broken up for the summer

Does anyone know how to contact the pied piper

UMRK

Television Screen Cleaning?

What is the best way to clean a Television Screen & are there any specific cleaning agents on the Market..? I use a damp cloth and dry off with Kitchen Paper but always end up with smears...

dibble1

Full Whack

Is there a track in the midlands where I can get my car up to full speed or even somewhere illegal I can do this? I heard there's a stretch the M54 that's very quiet at night. I'm happy to pay track...

marval

Please Circulate

Please circulate this message around your office, and make sure everyone takes part this Friday. The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being encouraged to...

marval

Top 24 Things You Wouldn’t Know Without the Movies

24. It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. 23. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 22. During all...

dustypuss

Blo@dy Chewing gum

Just like the smoking ban I think that chewing gum should be banned from all public places like trains pubs etc. Just having got off a train and finding gum stuck to my trouser s I felt under the...