I`ve just watched the Dark Side Of The Moon concert by Pink Floyd at Earls Court 1994, surround sound and a couple of glasses of red wine... What chills you out?
Because I watched the football tonight on Sky and the missus had to watch telly in the kitchen she`s just told me tomorrow I`ve got to watch the Mamma Mia DVD I got her for Xmas
Why don`t the government make this a national holiday? With St Georges Day virtually ignored by every council in Britain for fear of upsetting the foreigners and the talked about Britain Day which...
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said: 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said: 'I am...
Bloke and his wife are cuddled up on the sofa when he says.. "Babe..tell me something that`ll make me happy and sad at the same time" "Ok" she says..."Your c0ck is bigger than Brians next door"
Bloke goes up to a gorgeous blonde in a bar and says `Hi, what`s your name?` `Carmen` she replies. `Nice name` says the bloke. `Thanks, It`s cos I like cars and men, what`s yours?` `Charlie Beerfanny`...
Last year I had an insurance claim on my TV and was offered a replacement or an upgrade so I opted for an upgrade and paid ?380 towards it. I got a 37" LG lcd which came with a years warranty, 2...
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she...
I got my PC 3 years ago through work and it came with 3 years worth of Panda anti virus protection software, I now get a reminder telling me it runs out in 24 days Do I have to buy the next lot of...
For the second running a Starling has flown into my patio doors, yesterdays little fellow was dead as soon as he hit the floor but todays chap is still alive and standing almost coma-like I`ve put him...
