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The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five...

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jimmy saville

bask in 1973 My husband was a paramedic when at stoke mandeville hosp he got the autograph of jimmy saville Dont suppose it worth the paper its written on !!!

dotty.

Hi Ed

Just wondered when I would be getting a reply to the email(s) I sent 4 weeks ago, 3 weeks ago and 2 weeks ago. No hurry, (obviously) thanks...

DSJ

I'm past it!

At my age (years & years past retirement & female) I don't particularly want to train as a plumber, electrician, gas or renewable energy engineer. That's what a recent e-mail is encouraging me...

excelsior-1

the newcastle united manager ....

.... has told his players not to be distracted by the controversy surrounding the 'wonga.com' sponsorship. he said just play as best they can - and give 2535%...

jd_1984

Are we doing Jimmy Saville jokes....??

I am disgusted if the stories about Saville are true, I admit I have not read everything about the allegations though However is it acceptable to find a few jokes amusing or would I be chastised for...

joeluke

Worst cover versions

This one has to be a candidate Totally ruined a great song, Hutchence will be turning in his grave...

Brimoan

Generous Offer

I will buy any AnswerBankers who come to the 4am running club in Worcester tomorrow at 7am a cup of tea or coffee.

Steve.5

What a b------ of a day

Having already been snoewd under with extra house calls I had to reluctantly put my father in a nursing home. He is on his last legs so to speak & want to see him go out with the dignity he...

B00

What a spectacular waste of money...

This is! http://www.dailymail....nflicts-outbreak.html Wouldn't it be far better if he simply pledged 50Million to The British Legion, so that they can continue to help past and present soldiers?...

Purple_Popple

Anyone going to watch...

The Plane Crash, CH4 @ 9.00pm...make sure you've booked your ticket or you cant board ! :-/

lauratwentyeight

need some honest advice please!

so i wrote this poem and sang it and i need someone to tell me gently if its embarressing and needs deleted but please dont be horrible im fragile lol! tell me before its viewed too much lol many...

ummmm

Will these sick trolls never learn...

Disgusting excuse for human beings.. http://www.standard.c...ook-page-8202380.html...

Georgiesmum

THE CHASE

Does anyone else on here thing The Chase is the best programme on the box? Bradley Walsh is sooo funny!

netibiza

Kay Burley - Sky?

Has she been removed from reporting of the disappearance of little Alice Jones? She apparetenly shocked and horrified lots of people when she announced it had turned to a murder hunt. Haven't seen her...

EvianBaby

Wheel Bolts sheered off

In short, yesterday while I was driving a couple of the bolts holding one of my wheels sheered off, leaving the wheel hanging on which just one on the arm. I had the tyres changed about 2 months ago...

joeluke

Suarez

After yesterdays olympic standard effort has there ever been a more blatant diver than Luis Suarez? http://cdn02.cdnwp.ce...he-judges-600x450.jpg...

NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

Hope everyone gets more sleep than me. Half two I woke up!! Have a peaceful and relaxing day all. x...

rsvp

lyrics

I have a (limited) musical appreciation - okay, I'm an oldie and very boring!- is there a way I can listen to my favourites and have the lyrics shown at the same time? Thank you and please keep any...

Caran

Alan Titchmark Show

Anyone see todays show. The Boy with Tape on his face. What a crap act. Full marks for Craig Revel-Horwood for playing along but I have never seen anything like it. And he is playing in Brighton...

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