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That ruddy cat!

The evil spawn of satan, otherwise known as Indi our cat, has scratched a corner of our livingroom wallpaper to buggery, so hubby on his way home today bought a fresh roll to cover it up. What have we...

joeluke

Reversing

I've got one of those things that means I know exactly how far I am from the car behind me when I'm reversing so I do not crash into it. A penis....

Ann

Frankie Boyle - disgusting man

He is at it again .............. http://www.thisisleic...894-detail/story.html How long is it before this disgusting man is silenced and loses his career.... soon I hope! Anyone who laughs at his vile...

CraigWhite

FAO MarkRAE

a thread about a so called comedian, and a sensible answer from markrae, nearly 90 answers and only one got it right well done markrae.

pinkjudy45

Mark on wooden table

I put a hot dish on a mat on my dining table but the edge of the dish was not quite on the mat and I have a white mark on my table, does anybody know how to get this mark out.

Ian4

Ryder Cup

With all the hype about Seve --Was anyone of his family at the game????

Thatcherite

"Get in the hole...."

Is that the limit of US constructive opinion in the Ryder Cup? it really is getting a little boring after every tee shot!

anotheoldgit

What a hero.

http://www.dailymail....2-trapped-inside.html After reading numerous reports of stabbings, gun crime, and gang warfare, etc, among young blacks, it is so refreshing to read this report of a very brave...

ELVIS68

Logo change?

To celebrate Europes victory from the jaws of defeat in the Ryder Cup how about a logo change?

MASS1961

Tiger Woods - Team Player??

Do you think that he is a genuine team player? Up to 1/2 hour before the end of the Ryder Cup he was going to take the glory for himself by winning the final game (he was 1 up on the final hole) and...

Steve.5

come on guys, we can do it

USA 10 Europe 9

TheNovice

Arise Sir Ian Poulter...

total hero amongst heroes!!!

ELVIS68

For all the smokers......

Stoptober tomorrow, are you going to give them up for the month?

Caribeing

AV v WBA

What a good draw! Bring on Spurs next week good luck AV

NoMercy

Something illegal...

If you could do something totally illegal and get away with it, what would your crime be?

Prudie

OMG on x factor

What a prat (that model one). Anyone watching?

TWR

Have You?

Along your street / walks met a celebrity? were they talkative / friendly, or stuck up their own@rse.

sir.prize

Is Youtube moderated?

Fox News have made an apology for a suicide that was broadcast live. In my opinion Youtube is irresponsible to allow it to be posted. It should be pulled immediately.

thenry

Accents you hate ?

Lorraine Kelly and James Nesbitt set my teeth on edge but I quite like Rhod Gilbert ! What accents do you hate or love ?