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Intruder Cat

A female cat has discovered my tabby's cat-flap and is now coming in and out like a fiddler's elbow. She just goes straight upstairs and sleeps on the spare bed morning, noon and usually through the...

lauratwentyeight

Well Simon Cowell Should I Cover This In My Band? Nazareth Hair Of The Dog Lol

trail and error im going through alot of songs trying to get one to work lol! does anyone think this does ?? http://youtu.be/mBgYOtzM0Wc...

lauratwentyeight

Do You Like My Rolling Stones Cover At All Lol?

trying out songs to sing with a band dunno about this but i did enjoy myself lol keep or delete?? http://youtu.be/vdl1OjaFoQE...

B00

How To Annoy Certain Russians...

Cracked me up :-)

Steve.5

Work In The Morning

chilling out with The Bee Gees and a few bevies If i dont make f*** it why should I care ;

Ann

Rough Old Night!

The wind is really howling outside - quite scary :(

berniecuddles

Lets All Laugh At Arsenal..!!

liverpool 3-0 arsenal 18 mins gone oh dear!!

lauratwentyeight

I Wrote A Wee Song Anyone For Critic Lol?

it was just a wee quick one i cant play guitar so its two chords haha! hope someone on earth might like it lol! http://youtu.be/Zo2sAH7kUD4...

Ann

Happy Birthday Tiggerblue

Have a great birthday!

Ann

It's Desky's Birthday

Wonder how she is? Happy Birthday Desktop if you are looking in .. :)

anneasquith

7 Week Old Baby.

Oldham.......3 people arrested in connection of the death of a 7 week old baby. sky news, geez. :(

DaisyNonna

Zebedee

Someone is trying to tell me something. Goodnight, thanks for your company....

Caran

Wrong Programmes Recorded

Selected Mastermind to watch that I recorded earlier, it played a very old Michael Barrymore's Strike it Lucky. The listing said Mastermind at the correct time. No sound very strange. Checked other...

lynbrown

Off The Top Of Your Head...

My daughter has a detached 3 bed house but only one bathroom. The garage is full of rubbish and the car is never in it. If they converted the garage into a WC and shower, with the rest of the space...

Ric.ror

Brian Mcdermott Sacked

Well that's a shock

Dee Sa

Will Someone Feel Sorry For Me Pls ?

during the last two weeks, the element in the oven has packed up, the washing machine ditto, then my electric toothbrush and now my mobile phone, can it get any worse ? oh yes I cannot win a thing on...

stewey

Sleepy Time.

I was about to take the apples and pairs and realized that I didn't have any; therefore, I shall shuffle down the corregidor in order to reach my skein of thread...Goodnight, cor blimey:)

paulllambert

Jerrycans

Don't know if this is the best section to post in......my neighbour has a number of jerrycans (I'd guess 20 litres or so) full of fuel stored in his garage. I was passing his house this morning, as he...

cupid04

Dave.

Dave visits his doctor for advice on how to last longer when making love to his wife. 'Pleasuring yourself before sex often helps with this problem,' his GP explains. On the way home, Dave thinks...

DJHawkes

Got My 2 Garth Tickets For Friday 25Th July At Croke Park!

He's even added a 3rd day (Sunday) after the fri sat sold out by 9.15 but that's sold out now too!...

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Intruder Cat

Well Simon Cowell Should I Cover This In My Band? Nazareth Hair Of The Dog Lol

Do You Like My Rolling Stones Cover At All Lol?

How To Annoy Certain Russians...

Work In The Morning

Rough Old Night!

Lets All Laugh At Arsenal..!!

I Wrote A Wee Song Anyone For Critic Lol?

Happy Birthday Tiggerblue

It's Desky's Birthday

7 Week Old Baby.

Zebedee

Wrong Programmes Recorded

Off The Top Of Your Head...

Brian Mcdermott Sacked

Will Someone Feel Sorry For Me Pls ?

Sleepy Time.

Jerrycans

Dave.

Got My 2 Garth Tickets For Friday 25Th July At Croke Park!

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