down at the the local woman's institute bring and buy sale she was selling fruit scones and our eyes met over the Tupperware boxes, i took her to my local bingo club and we had pie and chips on the...
Did anyone or is anyone watching him on johnathan ross tonight ?? gawd I always thought he would be a complete and utter t0$$er , but he came across as a soft spoken and shy kinda guy . I think Im in...
I heard a story recently about a woman who charged her husband ?30 for a BJ. Personally I think that was cheap. Should have been at least ?100. Anyway it got me wondering how common it is for women to...
Can I suggest that we all just grow up about the whole Sexy Russian, Zeus, Cobra, Bob the Turkey, MargeB, Lord Lucan, Shergar,some other poor fucker scenario and let the AB Ed get on with making some...
What is the best way to crash diet for a month to 6 weeks. No lectures please, I just want to know the best way to diet heavily and get good weight loss in one month. My excercise regime is excellent,...
is anyone else bored with it all now? we all know who he/she really is, it was only mildly funny for a time but now it is about as humours as a crash on the m25 you are all feeding the monster by...
I have done a really evil thing today.There is a girl who was SOOOO flirting with my girlfriend today because my girlfriend was interviewing her for a job at her business.I didn't want her to get the...
If you go to the Doctor and he tells you you are fabulous can he ever be wrong? I just wandered. (I wandered into his surgery actually) I have not been told I am fabulous by a Doctor by the way. I...
Is there anybody else out there today with no ankles? Its just like a fairy came in the middle of the night and turned my normally slim and shapely ankles into fat plates of pork sausages which leave...
As the Editor is in the mood to set up new temp categories, a little space needs to be set up for me and Bobtheturkey to fight a duel. The prize being my wife. He has been seeing her behind my back,...
I have mailed the ab ed asking her to edit me out of AB. No,Im not doing this to gain anyone's sympathy which btw I did'nt want from the start. I wanted and recieved empathy. After reading all of your...
mrs harris from number 42 baked me a lovely apple tart today which she left on my doorstep, i cut a slice tonight to eat with my nightly cup of ovaltine in my roger ramjet mug while watching fred...