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Maths

All of the digits below are either a 3 or a 9. Can you work out each digit? 7338 = ???? + ???? There are multiple ways of completing this. How many can you find?...
09:52 Sun 23rd Sep 20182 answers, last by RusselReynolds 06:42 Thu 22nd Nov 2018
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Is My Parking Charge Just?

I was recently in Skegness and parked my car in a Smart Parking car park, where I purchased a ticket for two hours and keyed my registration number into the parking machine. On leaving, before the two...
17:15 Wed 12th Sep 201814 answers, last by BagPussAA 11:47 Mon 17th Sep 2018
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Good Times

MY wife asked me if I could show her a good time? So I showed her some photos of me and my mates before I got married!!!!!!!!
12:38 Fri 04th May 20124 answers, last by littleja 00:45 Sun 06th May 2012
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WH Smith & Sons

A man walked into WH Smith & Sons and asks "Have you got the new self-help book for men with small penises" The girl behind the counter said: "I don't think it is in yet". He...
12:36 Fri 04th May 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 22:00 Fri 04th May 2012
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Lost Wife

I was at the airport and a fellow came up to me and said: "Lost something mate?" I said "yes, my wife!" He said: "Me too!" I said "What does she look like?" He...
12:33 Fri 04th May 20121 answer, last by boxtops 17:58 Fri 04th May 2012
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Local Swimming Pool

I was at my local swimming pool today when I decided to have a sneaky wee in the deep end! The life guard must have noticed as he blew his whistle soo bloody loud that I nearly fell in!!
12:28 Fri 04th May 20124 answers, last by cupid04 16:12 Fri 04th May 2012
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District Nurse

I went to my local district nurse who said that I had a severe rash on my scrotum! As she was examining me she said: "You're going to have to stop masterbating!" I said: "Why?" She...
13:12 Tue 01st May 20125 answers, last by tenrec 15:43 Tue 01st May 2012
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The gunfighter...

A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the...
14:59 Mon 19th Mar 20123 answers, last by Essaitch57 15:37 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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Ann Summers

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher...
14:58 Mon 19th Mar 20123 answers, last by sir.prize 15:40 Mon 19th Mar 2012
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I LOVE HER REALLY

The wife just got me a Shar Pei puppy bitch. She's a horrible thing with roll after roll of fat and a big slobbery mouth. The puppy's cute though !!!!!! I was in the chemist the other day and bought a...
16:01 Thu 15th Mar 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:30 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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Grandparents/Grandchildren relationships

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"...
11:56 Thu 23rd Feb 20123 answers, last by Traci66 15:28 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight...
17:03 Tue 14th Feb 201214 answers, last by shooty 21:00 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Old but clever

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said 'I want to be a movie star.' Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked,...
16:57 Tue 14th Feb 20121 answer, last by Hymie 22:02 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Thumb Test

Women blink twice as often as men. One human hair can support 3 kg. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats...
16:46 Tue 14th Feb 20122 answers, last by shooty 18:35 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Clean underwear

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have their car break...
16:43 Tue 14th Feb 20125 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:39 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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One For The Nineteenth

It was a sunny Friday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker....
16:40 Tue 14th Feb 20121 answer, last by D97x7 16:45 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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Why men should write advice columns...

Dear Ted, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out...
16:34 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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In the shower

How To Shower Like a Woman : Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way,...
16:23 Tue 14th Feb 20126 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 16:51 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN

A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed...
15:47 Tue 14th Feb 20128 answers, last by oneinam 02:26 Tue 31st Dec 2013
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Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...
15:05 Tue 14th Feb 2012

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