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Midweek Caption Competition

best answer will be chosen friday evening - - have fun http://funnystack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Funny-Situation-39.jpg...

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saw an advert on tv yesterday for a downloadable spelling game (similar to candy crush et al) where the letters are in blocks which vanish when you spell a word - and more blocks drop in did anybody...

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To You Male A B Members - - -

- - - who have children a very happy father's day to you...

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Ab Superhero Names

based on what little we know of each other, what superhero names would you come up with for fellow AB'ers eg...... mrs_o = 'magnificent marigold' tonyav = 'captain automobile' ---- just for fun, of...

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A Boy Is Sellng - - -

- - - fish on a street corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy...

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The Word 'boo' - - -

- - - is an aboriginal term meaning 'to return' or 'to come back' if you doubt it - try throwing just an ordinary meringue [i]methinks i'd better get my coat[i]...

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I Have Never Heard Of Any Of Them

celebrity masterchef now on BBC1...

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New Pub

a new pub has opened in my town - it's called 'the kangaroo inn' a sign in the window reads 'all our beer is made with hops'...

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A Chap Sees - - -

- - - a cat in the window of a pet shop with a sign that reads 'cats from holland for sale' he enters the shop and asks the proprietor "how dutch is that moggie in the window?"...

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Gailforce Tells Me - - -

- - - that i have the attention span of a...

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I Was Stopped - - -

- - - by the police while driving home this afternoon he said "this is a spot check" i replied "well, i have three blackheads, and a boil where the sun doesn't shine"...

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My Brother - - -

- - - got violently drunk last night, and trashed a chinese restaurant he is to be charged with wonton destruction...

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I Did Not Believe - - -

- - - wearing orthopaedic shoes would help my posture but now i stand corrected...

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For Sale

Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. £1000 pounds or best offer. Reason for sale:- No longer required. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything....

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Well, That Was The First Day - - -

- - - at the new job a very organised and professional company...

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Gailforce Threw - - -

- - - a can of paint at me earlier i wish she wouldn't get quite so emulsional...

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I Woke Up This Morning - - -

- - - and some chap was stealing my gate i was reluctant to say anything in case he took a fence...

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I Entered A Contest - - -

- - - last week, for the most prominent veins i didn't win, but i came varicose...

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Good Evening

my news for today - - - - well, i shall let my avatar do the talking time for a small celebratory sherry...

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Midweek Caption Competition

Anybody Help Please

To You Male A B Members - - -

Ab Superhero Names

A Boy Is Sellng - - -

The Word 'boo' - - -

I Have Never Heard Of Any Of Them

New Pub

A Chap Sees - - -

Gailforce Tells Me - - -

I Was Stopped - - -

My Brother - - -

I Did Not Believe - - -

For Sale

Well, That Was The First Day - - -

Gailforce Threw - - -

I Woke Up This Morning - - -

I Entered A Contest - - -

Good Evening

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