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Dip Stick

I took a dip in my local swimming pool today. The lifeguard asked me, "What's that you've got there?". "Hummus". Sorry, worst joke ever ;)...

wendyl

Canon Pixma Mp560

Recently our Above 'All in One' stopped working cause error B200 I have replaced printer but when 'googled' recommended it may be possible to correct this one by removing ink cartridges. However,...

Chris38

Craig Anderson

I am trying to decide which of the many audio CDs of the music of the above composer might contain the music from the balcony scene of Romeo and Juliet. Any suggestions would be most appreciated.

marval

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms. Sex at a Steven...

Fanriffic

Sad News

Old Kenny was killed at work last week. He worked as a Fork Lift Truck driver at the local Chocolate Factory for the past 17 years and was a much loved and well-respected employee. Carrying out his...

Kleiber

Comfort Food

OK, maybe I should've put this in F&D, but not as many would've seen it. Just been watching the Hairy Bikers on Comfort Food, so I'm wondering what's your favourite comfort food? It doesn't matter...

Stargazer

To Everyone Who Thinks Pointless Is A Good Quiz Show...

Try Channel 4 at the same time, 5.00 pm or 4+1 at 6.00pm. It is much better with more tension and bigger winnings to be won or lost. It will have you shouting out the answers as some of the...

weecalf

Loss Of Memory

Wonderful how a little bit of fame causes the loss of memory .Another case of a "Face "having to ask ,"Do you know who I am " Give us a break...

redfrederick9

Britains Got Talent - Attraction

Anyone know what the music was that the group Attraction performed to on BGT please.

4getmenot

Vauxhall Corsa Energy 2010

does anyone know if it is possible to play my i pod through the stereo without going through the radio

Svejk

The Waterboys

The whole of the moon. Heard a cracking accoustic version on the radio just now.(R2) Anyone happen to know who it was. Cheers....

netibiza

Holly Willoughby's Dress Today?

Any ideas where Holly Willoughby's purple lace dress comes from on This Morning?

glesga123

Tom Morton Show On Bbc Radio Scotland.

Tom Morton played a song on his show at around 10.45 last night. I missed the artists name and i cant get the playlist on the BBC website. Any idea what it might be. It was a folky rocky type of song....

bushbaby_de

Hyundai I10 Or Kia Picanto?

I'm looking to buy a new small car and just can't make my mind up. I've never had a car before so am finding it all a little bewildering! Can anyone give some advice please? The likely choice is: Kia...

MadMen

On The Verge Of A Mental Breakdown!!

As above, I am on the verge of a mental breakdown!! Went on holiday on Monday. Was really, really looking forward to some sun, and spending some time with a friend(ish). Well, it was a complete and...

quizzywig

Radio 2

Missing Ken Bruce but have to admit that Claudia Winkleman - a person I cannot stand on tv - is tolerable on the radio as long as she has Lynn the traffic lady on with her. Probably because she's...

Paul22118

Nick Knowles

I like Nick Knowles, his DIY prog is entertaining and he is ok on other stuff also. HOWEVER, he is doing my head in by repeating how many thousands of pounds people can win every single time he takes...

Jemisa

Why?...

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop....

Jemisa

The Pill....

A lorry driver was pulled over by a Traffic Cop. The Copper told him to get out of the lorry, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab....