A cringe joke for you....................................................A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.................................... Suddenly, Lorraine...
Has the quality of Dulux paints nosedived? My wife and I are decorating our hall, stairs and landing using Dulux Gentle Fawn in Matt Emulsion. The area to be covered is no more than in an average 3...
Blonde one A blonde walked into the pet store and, after looking up and down the aisles, asked the sales clerk for help. "I'd like a box of birdseed," said the lady. "For which kind of bird?" he asked...
"Letter From America" by the Proclaimers is a song telling of a persons's migration from Scotland to the USA. Are there other songs relation to migration not only referring to Scotland to the USA but...
Every weekend when I watch Dancing On Ice I notice in the titles that there is the letter "P" on bottom left of the picture. Does anyone know what this is? Been meaning to ask for ages!...
I am looking to bid for a Lexmark X8350 printer on ebay. I notice from the description of the printer that is fax enabled, and the first thing on the set-up instructions is to connect it to a phone...
Are Natalie J Robb (Moira) and Dawn Steele (Alice) related in any way? I can see similarities between the two, ie mannerisms, accent and looks. Or am I just fantasizing again. Drool. ♂ ♀...
Relatives................................... A couple were arguing and werent speaking to each other while driving in the car, then as they drove past a farmyard with pigs and cows & goats the husband...
I've just written a book called "101 Ways To Revive The High Street".
It's available on Kindle from Monday.
Favourite text joke this week - so far. . ....