why does every one do puzzles and quizes in the morning on answerbank, it shows what a sad and boring commmunity it is in the morning, i suppose the fun people are out working hard .......do you...
Help its driving me mad there is a song out at the mo and Chris moyles played it around 7.50 its sounds like muse but i can;t find it on the muse albums i have. i've been loking on the paylist but...
Got my chrimbo tree at the weekend - a real one, obviously. What a palava with the trimming & fitting into the base. The stump was really bulbous & nobbly and I almost severed my thumb with...
Wall to wall sunshine......yippee!......very cold, and icy on the roads and pavements down here on the South Coast.....but the sea and countryside look marvellous!. Off to send out the last of...
I got knocked down yesterday, while helping people cross the road, it was one of those mobile library vans. As I lay screaming in agony, the driver jumped out, ran to me, knelt down and said,...
Will you look at the fuckingtime oh be jesus I gotta gotabed.
Oi tink oi 'av outstayed me failte 'ere the-nite so oi 'ill be av nigh ter make sum more pipe bombs....
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father...
I loved Diversity on Britain's Got Talent, on which they won the prize of appearing on the Royal Variety Show. But I thought the performance in front of Her Maj was their worst ever - hugely...
