A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 20 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she...
Its colour varies from pink to black. Its fangless, average length 5-6 inches (although some are said to reach 10 inches depending on honesty of its owner) Its normal habitat is the bedroom where it...
A feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the taliban & is not pleased to see that women must walk five paces behind the men . A year later she returns & is delighted to find that men must now...
Three rottweilers were at the vets,. The first, when the second one came in asked what he was there for. " I bit the postman and I'm going to be put down. What about you?' "I bit the milkman and they...
So the little girl is in the garden with her daddy, she's picking flowers. "Careful of those darling, they're roses and they have thorns that could hurt you" her father warns. Well she picks two...
Two gentlemen of unknown nationality were running a pub which was doing badly they were on the edge of bankruptcy. One said to the other, Ive had a brilliant idea lets get rid of the pub and open a...
a man goes to docs and says hes not feeling right and explains he has a strong smell, his poo is in large lumps and he keeps making funny noises. doc asks how long has he felt like this? man says...
Yeah, i know some of you are gunna say why go in October, but thats the only time i get off :( Soo, i need a nice hot place for a great tan but i dont want to just sun bath. Need some entertainment....
