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joggerjayne
Waiting for the new season of Plebs at 10.00pm Really looking forward to it. Season One was so funny....
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Jeza
Today Mic has driven me round the bend, I'm worn out mentally. At about 5.30 I told him I needed to go to the shop to buy bread and not to call me as I wouldn't hear him. I poured myself a B&C, picked...
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Ann
If you live in the Midlands mark this date down on your calendar - NEXT THURSDAY 25th. The Vulcan is doing a "Cold War Tour" around various RAF and ex RAF bases so you may get a good view :) Can't...
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Jeza
I'm showered and ready for bed. Cuba Libre to hand, and cheers to all ABers on this Friday night.
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Georgiesmum
After listening to the end of Vanessa Feltz early radio show this morning, what three things couldnt you do without (apart from your family)...
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Ann
Today is Jeza's special day - her birthday. We all know how hard this wonderful caring lady works, so let's make her day by posting as many birthday wishes, poems, stories and jokes as we can, to keep...
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ferlew
If a couple married some six years ago, and split within a year, when could the marriage be ended?
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Jeza
Can a person of knowledge tell me how long is a cheque valid for if you don't pay it in as soon as you receive it?
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nailit
Any toilet gags?
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ferlew
"If" anything happened to MrF, I would not like to continue living here. What I would like, is to sell our bungalow, and give 25ish% of the sale to lad one, this would give him a decent deposit in...
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carrust
According to Viz, if you laydeezz cover the toilet seat with bog roll in a public loo, you are a scumper
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nailit
Following on from carrusts question several posts below, am I the only man here that doesnt pee everywhere exept in the toilet bowl? I think its disgusting and theres no excuse for it. I hate anyone...
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boxtops
Do you have a pedestal mat, or not? We don't - fed up with washing the things, or tripping over them in the night....
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carrust
Since the Mrs has been away since Monday I've noticed that the use of bog rolls has been reduced by at least 2/3's. Do women eat 'em?
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DaisyNonna
Happy Birthday!
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ferlew
Reasonably normal shop, about £40 worth, cash sale. Then, 3 large bottles of Brandy, and 3 of gin £95 ish, card sale. Poor pensioners....
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Iggle Piggle
If charities want to make the best use of their money, why do they have custom made head offices in central London? I don't support any charity that has a head office in London for the simple fact...
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Psybbo
feel like chatting?
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ferlew
seeing Julie Walters in Houdini, Ch 4 ??

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