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The dog has just farted on the remote! Nice!!
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TWR
Of rain today? here! bloody Cr@P
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Tilly2
is when people make a 'witty' remark and then don't come back to fight it out. There are a few people who drop their acerbic comments and when challenged, don't bother to respond.
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Smowball
My new grandaughter was born weighing just over 6lb in April. She got weighed today and is just over 11lb. Isnt that a lot - to have almost doubled her weight in just over 8 weeks?
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excelsior-1
just briefly flicked over to bbc1 to check my machine is recording 'raiders of the lost ark' - to show to my nephew at a later date. bloody wimbledon!...
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firewatch
Got a cheque in the post this morning couldnt believe it, only £10 in repayment for a collar our lab managed to break in 10 minutes but it was nice to receive it :) had any good news today??
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Coldicote
I need a new vacuum cleaner, preferably upright and light weight. All the adverts I have seen so far are for the bagless kind. I used to have one with a so-called Hepa filter but didn't like it...
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abstibus
My dog rolled in something which was absolutely vile - not anything dead, I think, but it had a really strong, pungent throat-gagging ammonia pong. I've never smelt anything like it before, thank...
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MissCommando
I stupidly didn't realise I'd left my handbag in the living room when we went out earlier. When we came back, the pup had chewed a bit of my diary (fair enough - my fault), but I looked by his bed and...
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wolf63
A soap opurra with a difference
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coffeeboy
Do the Police still carry them or have radios Taken over?...
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firewatch
Broke my toe last night because of our lab, he was dragging our other dog round the garden by her collar so i went go after him and kicked a low wall :( have you ever broken a limb etc due to a fluff...
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EcclesCake
What is your view of this scenario.... I introduced myself to the new neighbour who was faffing in his garden. We chatted pleasantly and he then invited me in for a look around, as he takes me into...
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rowanwitch
Wanted ladies of a certain age or younger to form Answerbank coven.... Experience of herbs and potions useful . Black pointy hats will not be needed if enough occult jewellery is worn. White and black...
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gness
.....boobs again. Daughter sent me an email asking if I fancied drinks and canapes with Miriam Margoyles. Well! Do I ever? Love the woman. In my excitement I hit delete instead of reply. Never mind. I...
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albaqwerty
We know the singing idiot and the simples ones. Thanks to B00, (yeah, your fault) reminds me of another one. The representation of a nurse (another toothpaste advert) 'My smile is an important part of...
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Smowball
Shave your cat or dog for a million pound?? No I'm not insane, it was a Q on radio earlier..... Well, would you?...
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firewatch
For poison. Just put refills in ours as the poison had gone, our neighbour shoots the rats i poison. Which is better? I have two dogs and a toddler to think about so use a sealed bait unit which i...
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RATTER15
I have just had confirmation that the job is mine!!
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packardbell
We live in new terraced houses with small gardens and everytime our neighbours go in there garden for a cigarette , there cigarette smoke comes through our kitchen window and patio door into our...

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