It's a fairly scatological day on here, so how about this. You are on the motorway, in a gigantic traffic jam, and you need to number two, pretty urgently. Worse, you are in the back seat alongside...
There has been a Police helicopter hovering over my house for 20 minutes now, and just a short while ago a man dashed into my porch and looked suspicious so I shot him. He is dead and I have a corpse...
Has anybody else noticed, since the mass panic over google, that the little arrow goes all funny in Answerbank? It just bobs around in the bottom-left bit of the screen, have I got a virus?
Did these epic constructions actually keep the foreigners out of England? Even at its best preserved, you could just walk over Offa's Dyke and shinning over Hadrian's Wall would hardly present a...
An absolute disgrace http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-113006 6/They-say-old-care-grandchildren-Social-worke rs-hand-brother-sister-gay-men-adoption.html - and it's not just the Mail, it's being...
I heard an interview on Radio 4 this morning in which Obama's decision to ban waterboarding was described as "the most dangerous decision ever taken by an incoming president within 48 hours of taking...
So, Obama took the oath for a second time last night in the White House - BUT NO BIBLE! I remember thinking at the time that the oath might be invalid if the words were fluffed. Therefore the second...
He believes in the Bible. How could such a misguided person have become the most powerful person in the World? So, over to the Lefties. I concede that you are right in your anti-Christian indignation,...
So, the inauguration, and I expect the world is excited for a new future. How important is it that Obama is Black. Correction - half-Black. Will a great big deal be made of his being Black (apart from...
Is there a hidden agenda? What is simpler than to give important shipping such as supertankers an escort, a single small frigate would do. Any piracy attempts, blow them out of the water. What is the...
Mankind will have converted everything into MONEY. There will be nothing left. Except greedy little human hands rubbing themselves together in greed - oh I GOT it! Yes, chummy, but in the meantime you...
Hasn't this been tried before? It is a superb idea, the rich give to the poor and everybody becomes equal. People will soon realise that there is no point in working because the gumment will give it...
but more to the point, what was she signing off on the BBC News ? They always do this, the newscasters, they say goodbye then take a pen out and sign all over their scripts, and what are they writing...
.... is not on tomorrow night, neither curiously enough is The Sound of Music. Other programmes that aren't on include Blankety-Blank, The Sweeney, Tesco's guide to British nut-feeders, and Pigeon...
A little premature maybe, but as of 6.30pm, even on the pinko BBC, it is being reported that Boris is on his way. Good job too. We need a decent public school type to run this city instead of that...