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sandyRoe

It was the way he told them. RIP, Frank Carson...

With him it really was a case of the singer, not the song. The jokes weren't original but he had a style that made you laugh. RIP.
23:56 Wed 22nd Feb 20126 answers, last by flump1 09:24 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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flump1

This Morning

Who is the female presenter next to Philip Scofield on This Morning today ?
10:50 Wed 22nd Feb 20126 answers, last by flump1 10:58 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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Psybbo

Have you ever felt like an idiot on here?

Yesterday (never having watched The Midwife) I advised Sqad to calm down about his expensively educated daughter getting involved with a lowly pc. doh
18:36 Tue 21st Feb 201224 answers, last by rowanwitch 09:34 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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ilovemarkb

teenage son?

Not a very nice thing to talk about but......... my son has been getting tummy aches......going to the loo and leaving a very smelly odour in the bathroom. Ive asked him if he is constipated or loose...
15:35 Tue 21st Feb 201221 answers, last by Smowball 13:11 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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anotheoldgit

Government crackdown on school absentees.

http://www.dailymail....-including-fines.html While I agree something should be done about truancy, I am not sure what I think about parents taking their children out of school to take advantage of...
10:51 Sun 19th Feb 201241 answers, last by owdhamer 02:58 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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starone

I've Joined the Winners Club

Third week of entering the Health Lottery and I have won £50. Amazing, especially so since I have been entering the National Lottery ever since it started and only won a couple of tenners. I...
22:57 Sat 18th Feb 201218 answers, last by maggiebee 10:54 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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JWale

It's my birthday

I know no one knows me but I thought I'd let you all know I'm 2191 weeks and 4 days old today. (I think that includes the 11 leap years)...
17:53 Sat 18th Feb 201223 answers, last by craft1948 18:26 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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Mick-Talbot

Totally irrational ...BUT

Does anyone else hate that Fluffing fox from the bingo advert?
16:16 Fri 17th Feb 201220 answers, last by trt 21:17 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Jemisa

Bob Knows Everybody...

Bob Knows Everybody Bob and his friend are sitting in their deck-chairs admiring the sunset. Bob has a proud smile on his face when he says, "You know, I don't think there's anyone on this planet...
15:48 Fri 17th Feb 201225 answers, last by missprim 00:30 Sat 18th Feb 2012
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Nibble

I'm Back!!!!

OMG! How Boooooo-ooooring, just ahd 8 days at local hospital. Slipped on the ice last tuesday, fell over - fractured right Kneecap. Currently tied to single floor of house, with access to AB, with...
11:19 Fri 17th Feb 201221 answers, last by Nibble 18:06 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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dickythecook

I just called the.....

Incontinence clinic helpline to get directions. They asked me where I was ringing from and I said from the waist down.
17:07 Thu 16th Feb 20129 answers, last by Dickythecook 17:18 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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NoMercy

Make a random statement...

on this thread.
13:00 Thu 16th Feb 201290 answers, last by shake_your_booty 01:06 Fri 17th Feb 2012
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chi-chi66

Go Compare..

Sorry if this has been asked before but....... Which is the advert that people hate the most, and the sound is put onto mute? Mine is the Opera guy on GO COMPARE..I wish he would!...
11:14 Thu 16th Feb 201228 answers, last by oldgreyweird 19:26 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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AB Editor

Sun Poem by Charlie Brooker

While Charlie Brooker is a bit of a nonsense at times, this is nonsense I can get behind. (Because it rhymes) ...
08:46 Thu 16th Feb 201219 answers, last by Ann86 10:51 Thu 16th Feb 2012
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rowanwitch

How cute is this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/17028940 Its almost too small to get your head round... I'd love to see some for real...
09:36 Wed 15th Feb 201224 answers, last by woofgang 17:22 Wed 15th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

Google Logo...

Have any of you clicked on the 'Google Logo' today? Awwww! how sweet, & the music must be 50s. I loved it. jem...
16:39 Tue 14th Feb 20126 answers, last by boxtops 18:22 Tue 14th Feb 2012
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AB Editor

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, And Graphs Depicting Further Results Are Most Entertaining

Whack this in to google: (cos(100*x)*sqrt(cos(x))+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4 -x^2)^0.01 All the best, Ed...
11:37 Tue 14th Feb 201245 answers, last by Philtaz 14:04 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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flump1

What on earth is going on ?

Every evening after eating my dinner I am unable to keep my eyes open and simply fall asleep all in the matter of a few minutes. Sometimes it happens after I have eaten lunch, more often than not I am...
18:52 Mon 13th Feb 20126 answers, last by flump1 19:43 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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Gromit

Caption please

By popular demand I have been asked to supply a photo for you clever AB readers to write an amusing Anti-Tory caption. See what you can do with this. http://www.mirror.co....-image-1-99221685.jpg...
12:10 Mon 13th Feb 201222 answers, last by sp1814 15:11 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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flump1

New fish behaving most odd

We are the proud owners of two silver sharks , barely two inches long . We readied the tank, had the water running for weeks before introducing new fish. We did the introduction of new fish ( bag in...
22:34 Fri 10th Feb 20126 answers, last by Stationmistress 01:55 Wed 15th Feb 2012

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