to buy a pair of boots. She walks around the shop looking for a pair she both likes and can afford. After a while, she sets her heart on a pretty little pair in the corner and asks the shop assistant...
on his way home from the centre of Washington came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Sh*t ,this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer...
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Tequila," responded the young man. "6 shots! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first *******." "Well, in that case, let me give...
at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's...
sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says. "Where ya goin' with that...
and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts 3 very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; 2 have a black penis and the one in the middle has a...
A woman was complaining to her husband one evening that her boobs were getting smaller, even though she had tried exercises, diets, potions and lotions, all to no avail. "Why don't you try rubbing...
occurred today when small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery early this morning in central Dublin. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number...
are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. The brunette sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again for...
I heard part of a song today, sounded like Rod Stewart at his soulful best, singing what sounded like Waltzing Matilda. Can't find any info on All Music Guide, anyone know this track and what album...
Can anyone suggest a good all in one media player that will cope with all, or most of the different types of media available? I'm using Windows XP I would even be willing to pay for a good one !!!!
I have just ordered one of these http://www.pocketsurfer.co.uk/htm/PocketSurfer 2.htm due for delivery mid August. Seems like cheap, simple, mobile, web access, for use while away in my campervan....
