We have got a leak in our spare bedroom that is coming in from the chimney (we think). We have pulled the wallpaper off about 3 weeks ago & water poured out! Every time it rains water is coming in...
A Couple in their ninetiesare both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help...
I'm trying to apply for a job with a local company via the application form on their website. It's stated that the form should be filled in then emailed. When I select the appropriate section, the...
A Father and his son are hiking in the grand canyon. The go around some bends, over some hills, and through some nooks. They round the bend and see a native american sitting on a rock. The father...
While proudly showing off his new flat to friends, a college student led the way into the lounge. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the...
A doctor had a good reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he couldn't help. The Browns came into see the successful doctor...
One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farming. In order to do this he would need a stud rooster. He asked around his fellow farmers and the general consensus was that the best...
THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN.After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the...
Does anyone remember these three comedians and, if so, did you find them funny? I know thy were very popular in their time but they didn't make me laugh.
I was at a wedding reception the other day , when the bride came up to me and said -
' sir , your'e drunk '
' madam' , i replied ' your'e ugly , but i'll be sober in the morning '...
Well here's a thing! I was aimlessly browsing through a nursery rhyme site that gives the history/meaning of various childrens rhymes. Came across this; Round and round the garden Little Teddy bear...
This phone has started freezing today and the only way i can un freeze it is to take the battery out, anyone any ideas what may be causing this? the phone was new in January. TIA
"My stomach has been bothering me, Doctor," complained the patient. "What have you been eating?" asked the doctor. "That's easy. I only eat pool balls." "Pool...
I have just had a leaflet pushed through the door advertising something, about 10 minues later there is a knock at the door and a youngster asking if I had received the leaflet. when i said yes he...
my email on my desktop pc for some reason when i delete a email it just puts a line through the contact but stays in my inbox why is this what setting do i need to change as was fine before. even now...
We don't go on holiday until the last week of September and I noticed today when I was shopping that in some travel shops the exchange rate is €1.27 to the £1. Does any one know from past...
