I love this scene in Father Ted:-Mrs Doyle: Would you like a cake, Father?{holds up a cupcake}Father Ted: No thanks, Mrs Doyle.Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!Father Ted:...
I recently called into a Health shop! for something to treat my sore ear. I asked the manager if he had something to treat ear problems and he replied " would you mind repeating that"? I walked out,...
ive just read in todays paper about the family living off benefits with 9 kids refusing offers of employment for both the husband & wife.did anyone else read it and whats your views on these...
I'm trying to get an idea of who you all are and what your postings are really like. So far the only conclusion I've reached is that I can't stand Deesel. Could someone please help me with the others...
Anyone on here from the States? Near the hurricane? Good coverage for us Brits on <A href="http://www.theweatherchannel.com">www.thewea therchannel.com</A>
come oc people....i've got brilliant news....i'm just bursting to tell you ok ok ok i can't stand it i'm gonna let it oot the bag I popped into see my big pal (who was prcticing his dolphin dives in...
Hi party people who is looking forward to tomorrow? I am! D'ya know I had 1 glass of champagne to celebrate my GCSEs and I was off. I woke with a head ache and a dry mouth; fast asleep I was this...
Jim and Bob are having a drink when Jim says, 'i dont want to go thru life anymore without a decent education, so i think i'll sign up for some classes at college'. The next day he visits the college...
I was in a bar the other day, and a man came up to me, he was about 25, and he said to me "Did you used to go to St Marks?" (St Marks being my old secondary school) I replied "yes...I'm sorry i don't...
I am too late for a quick convo guys? I am in the middle of hoovering the dining room so bare with me. I have been cleaning all day; nearly konked out on the stairs I am so worn out. Every bloody week...
It's my housemate's birthday tonight, and a load of us are going out for a boozy meal. Anyway, I've invited my Aussie ex's best mate, who is still in the country. Only problem is, he lives quite a...
Yesterday I bought real Levi's from the real Levi's store. Not Primark own-brand! Now I am so skint that my friend Sally who's coming down from Leeds will be treated to Frosty Jack's and pasties all...