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Marriage

The marriage A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about...

whiskeryron

There was an old man of Devizes Who was brought up before the assizes For teaching young boys Matrimonial joys And giving out condoms as prizes There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of two...

Zammo

Strange Gifts!

Did you receive any really bizarre Christmas presents this year or just downright unusual? Or maybe cheeky? I bought my brother 'nothing'. It cost me £4 for my troubles and it was just a plastic...

nabob

telegraph 25,913

14d they may make people drinks(8) ????g??? thanks

efalump

DT 25,822 22a & 16d

Oops, sorry I put GK - I meant cryptic.

BockingBob

Chat up lines

What's the worst chat up line ever.Or the smartest reply to one .The best i heard was, when asked "how do you like your eggs in the morning ? " the girl replied "unfertilized now fcuk off"

tonyav

scouser's

what does a scouse girl use as protection during sex ? a bus shelter. what do you call a 30 year old scouse girl ? granny. what do you call a scouse girl in a white track suit ? the bride. whats the...

teacher1

S exp Christmas Quiz

Christmas Carols No 4 ........ Is the answer 78 or 364 ...... are they assuming that each day the first gift is repeated again e.g. Day 1 ... partridge in a pear tree. day 2 ... two turtle doves and a...

rogfer

dt 25.806

16a long lane that does not have a turning for headwear (3-6-3) 21a stimulating request of the hitch-hiker(4.2.2) 26a the crack of dawn?(8) many thanks

aarcal

Help with tricky crossword

Stuck on a few with the woman tricky crossword: Foolishly hid oar. You might want a new one before the festivities (4-2) Rubbed out parts of the letter, as eddie asked (6) Fixed in advance, this...

burdett

Move with the Times

Can anyone help please. This is my last one. No. 56 When you'll get what's coming to you. 8, 4 I had payback time but it does not fit. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

tiggerblue10

VirginMedia

Any other subscribers having problems with their TV this evening?

sheebasam

Hollywood

Which hollywood actors screen test report said "Cant sing.Cant act.Balding.Can dance a little"

MsEVP

Joke, anyone?

Why did my friend drown in the muesli?

greebo1

DTel 25672

12a. In the finish attempt to make detour ( 6 ) I've put trendy but don't get the detour part 13a. I am wonderful, a man to be copied (8) I have imitated but again where is wonderful?

Dr-Legend

heather mills !!!!

Omg i just heard on the radio that old long john silver is in tenerife. I wonder if anyone spots her and shouts hello will she leg it ? Or hop it ? Was this in bad taste ? If so do you think she...

frankleigh

dt25,604

Stumped by this one:- 22a - Regime backing some trite idea (4) - i - t

10ClarionSt

What's your best ever score?

Last week I did a 70 gross, even par round. Off a handicap of 10, that's not bad, but it was off winter mats. It's still my best ever round, even though we're on winter rules. You've still got to hit...

gwinearman

General knowledge

1If epiphany is on a monday what day is valentines day ( is this a trick question} 2 what name is given to the longest side in a right angled triangle . Thank you

mycats

I'm getting married!!

As some of you know I've loved Mr Cat since I was 15 years old, we have been on and off (due to me) for 16 years. Well we are finally getting married!! I didnt even realise how excited I would be lol,...

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