Young lad pulls an older woman at a club. She's 58 but looks very good for her age. On the way back to her house bloke is thinking mmm! i bet her daughter is hot. When out of the blue she asks if he'd...
I thought I'd post a warning for anyone who plays the games of skill over at king.com My wife recently signed up for it and did rather well in the games, ending up with over ?300. However, when she...
I tried to post this last night but cant see it anywhere, I apologize if this appears twice... Basically, my partner and I took out pay-monthly contracts in Sept last year, we believed they were...
An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, 'Where are you going?' He replies, 'I'm going to the...
I was told by Orange that my contract finishes at the beginning of March. I went into a phone shop today and they phoned Orange on my behalf, Orange told them my contract ends in January. Why would...
As the crowded lift descended, Mrs. Smith became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a drop dead gorgeous young lady. As the lift stopped at the main floor,...
For it is that day of national celebration today. Lord Nelson... Standing on the deck of HMS Victory, Lord Nelson glanced up at a lookout high in the rigging and called, "Keep a keen eye out for...
I haven't spoken to my wife for three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her. My wife will buy anything that's marked down - she's just bought two dresses and an escalator. My wife has just had plastic...
My friend cancelled her phone contract about 6-8 months ago by calling up the provider, the lady on the other end said you owe us ?58 to close it which she agreed to. She has recently received a...
I am currently "trapped" in a contract with a certain mobile phone company bearing the same name as a popular fruit. I have always been with this company since my first mobile phone in 1997. Now, I am...
Hello, I've had my o2 contract for over 2yrs now, as I couldn't find a deal until now. How do I now cancel my contract? Does the 30day notice still apply as I have gone way over my original 12mth...
i have10 months left on a 2 yr contract with orange, when i 1st got the phone i lived in the midlands and got a signal with no problem i have since moved to cambridgeshire i now dont get a signal in...
So confusing. I am still using an old Nokia mobile, not even an IPhone, the contract runs out in Jan. I have unlimited calls, texts, etc. and pay £15.50 per month. I want to change the provider when...
My mobile contract runs out beginning of May, cant have an early upgrade. Found a cheaper contract, how can I get out of one I am in now. They want 70 odd pound if I end it now. Does anyone know if...
I am self employed 'one man band' and have my own ltd company offering surveying services to the building industry.I have a website up and running and have got free listings in kellys and another...
How do I get rid of my contract? I am currently on Vodafone pay monthly and I wanted to cancel my contract. My 18 months contract has ended. So I phoned up Vodafone to cancel my contract and telled...
I walk into a gas station and ask the clerk for 5 dollars worth of gas. He farts, hands me a receipt and tells me to have a nice day. Her job is to bitch, mine is to give her a reason! So let me get...
