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a new (well not brand new but described as 'manufacturer refurbished') laptop is taking longer than expected to shut down, installing updates every time it shuts down. Can anyone suggest why this...
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So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt. He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment"....